I found a funny inappropriate word choice!

[[ Pyrite ]]

[Mammon]

Hmm, that just might explain it; the hotel said valuable since they are hoping that all their guests die and that employees can engage in a little extra "cleaning" of the room and the recently deceased guest's pockets. [ Pyrite ], you don't happen to know if the hotel offers cyanide nightcaps, do you?

[x]
You are a sick, sick man.

~Pyrite
[x]  

[[Mammon]]

Sick like the manager of the Aston Pacific Inn; which I guess is a good thing because it means I'll be able to rise high up into the ranks of management in the cut-throat hotel business... Or maybe I'd be good in any cut-throat business... Or maybe just good at cutting throats... I wonder if they have jobs posted for that on monster.com  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

Ah, truth in advertising. I laugh at the composer of that letter; he probably got fired.  

[Neurotic Valentine]

I've seen that happen in a hotel I went to, no one in my family picked up on it. All the while I'm in stitches on the floor.