So this newb pms me....

[e d ! t o r]

Oh god. I get loads of people who PM me randomly and say, "lyke cood u spear me sum g??????///? u don hav 2 cuz i m a strang r". rolleyes  

[Buccellatte]

I just found one I got November-ish when I was new:


u know what ******** u emo is just short for emotional and i have aright to righ now i have lost a best friend and had the s**t bet out of me u need to see the shink

I really don't know where that came from.  

[Kait Yslanaa]

Well not too long ago someone randomly made me their friend. I didn't mind. But two days later I got a PM that went a little something like this:

Person: can i plz have you scarf plz?
Me: The one I'm wearing?
Person: yeah
Me: Uh no... It's sort of not mine? It's on loan
Person: oh... how about a trade????/
Me: *in front of the computer screen smacks self in the forehead* I could have sworn I just...*shakes head*
Me:*in response* No. It's not mine.
Person: ok.......................... gonk ................. crying

I never thought people could not only type badly but be that, well, stupid.  

[GlamxShock]

Ceribri

Yeah, I fortunately don't get any of them. I did get one insulting me in the worst way from a complete stranger.. I absolutely adore those 'block' buttons, don't you? mrgreen

I adore the report button.  

[xAvenirYuinax]

xXSavage NymphXx

Aye!

I'm lucky. I haven't received a pm like that yet. Just hateful comments.

Aye!

Yeah, I've been noticing that. You just seem to constantly receive love from them.  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

I must have been super-lucky then, because nobody has given me random PM's yet. There was some friends@gaia spam, but those are easily taken care of.  

[Zhiege]

I got so much chainmail at one point in time that my mailbox was nearly full. I took great pleasure in reporting every last PM.  

[Fat3 4verruncus]

I had someone who sent me a mail like that.He asked me if I can help him make the impossible by donating. razz  

[XxJennessaxX]

I got a PM saying:

XxJennessaxX

Some n00b

u sukky bith! me wanna hav ur wingys.
33k me no pay, i pay u nadda. but u be my friend, tis a reward.
so u donate? pweez?

Um... No. These are VERY SPECIAL wings donated by the lovely Kitislava. Plus, in addition to not knowing you, I cannot make out what your text says. Plus, I'm so popular, I can't have more than 200 friends. HAH!

I really said it, eh?