How to write a gothic poem

[Disease of the Flesh]

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Gothic-Poem

another website who only thinks about stereotypical goths and they even pur a warning note!

Note: This is intended to be a guide for writing simple and stereotypical, even humerous, gothic poetry, nothing to be taken too seriously.

another funny one:

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Gothic-Without-Your-Mom-Screaming-at-You

http://www.wikihow.com/Appear-to-Worship-the-Devil
In this one check under 'warnings' and under 'things you need'  

[Angel Bruja]

I laugh at their stupidity. Who comes up with this stuff?  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

On that note, I give you....

Insta Goth Kit!  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Every link on this page, including Ashlynn's, is great lol material
Good finds lol  

[Jaded Shinobi]

OMG! this is... funny... stuff...  

[Disease of the Flesh]

EvFaerAshlynn

On that note, I give you....

Insta Goth Kit!

OMG, who made up that? It really made me laugh!  

[Scathach789]

Ooo, I need to check the instant goth kit, I've seen the emo one and thought it awesome...
*looks at satanist page* Drinking blood isn't gross! *destroys website*  

[Safaria]

Whoa, XD LOL

[god, i'm still laughing after seeing the links, and wow..the stupidity of it all..]  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

EvFaerAshlynn

On that note, I give you....

Insta Goth Kit!

That's still there? Wow, that's old!  

[ketchakik]

this is too much smile
expecially the part about using the word rape liberally...i don't even think i've used the word rape in my songs about rape  

[Maggoty Anne]

i saw that somewhere else.  

[deathcomes_onsilentwings]

lol Wow, this is funny. xd  

[Veruniel]

Wow. I couldn't follow those instructions even if I tried. All those impromtu grammar lessons at the dinner table have made me cringe whenever I try to leave out a comma.  

[Henneth Annun]

Wow...*has trouble typing the rest due to collapsing fits of laughter*