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[Vexworth]

I can get static shocks by touching frickin' paper. Or anything, really.
I killed these little protozoa things in bio a year ago by getting a shock off the plastic petri dish they were in. gonk  

[MerrickTheDarkOne]

Soda Ex Machina

I can get static shocks by touching frickin' paper. Or anything, really.
I killed these little protozoa things in bio a year ago by getting a shock off the plastic petri dish they were in. gonk

That's fine. I screamed "Die! Brine shrimp Die!" in the middle of a lab in enviromental science this year. The teacher knew I was a bit nutty so only the kids looked at me weird.