Death Star Take-Out

[ElladanKenet]

Hello, My Name is MK-ED, how may i take your order?

Ever wondered what Darth Vader ate? Ever wondered if the Death Star had a Taco Bell?

Your questions have finally been answered!

The rules are simple: Post an example of an order made by various Imperial personel, ranging from Stormies to droids to Palps himself.

Given is a list of available restaurants in the Food Senate.

Taco Belbringi (Taco Bell)
Pizza Kuat (Pizza Hut)
McDantooine (McDonalds)
Burger Kashyyk (Burger King)
CFC (KFC)
Corulag Wok (China Wok)
Alba the Hutt's (Albasha Greek and Lebonese)
Iridonia's (Indian)


Here's an Example ^^ :

MC-ED: How may I take your order?

Vader: Er... I'll have the large Kinrath Burger... a Medium Flies... and a bottle of Firewhisky.

MC-ED: That'll be thirty-seven credits.

Vader:...... *ForceChoke* *Takes Food Anyway*  

[Des Voh]

Palp:I'll....take a Dark Side fry...with extra ion bits.

MK-ED:Are you sure m'Lord?

Palp:You...doubt my hunger...?

MK-ED:N-no m'lord.

Palp:Taste my hunger!!!!*Force Lighting*

MK-ED:T-too much!*Twitchs and sparks*

Palp:ULTIMATE HUNGER!!!*Turns it up more*

MK-ED:*Fries*  

[ElladanKenet]

TK-421: Yes, i'd like the Space Chalupa and some nachos.

MK-ED: Grande size?

TK-421: Eh.... why not. I'm on break anyway, thanks to those escaped prisoners.

MK-ED: *RiNGS IT UP* Would you like Darth Cola with that?

TK-421: Diet, please. That'll be all.  

[Delta Jan]

Well, chicken me nuggets!

Do you have any Darkside Wookiee Cookiees?  

[Flaming Tsunami]

Stormtrooper: Ehh... give me a large basket of Bantha Wings, some Nerf Sticks, and a large Sith Shake
MK-ED: Sorry, we're all out of Nerf Sticks.
Stormtrooper: Dammit, well just give me an Ewok Enchilada and I'll be on my way.
MK-ED: Do you want a kids meal? It comes with a free Star Destroyer toy.
Stormtrooper: Really? Ok, I'll take three!  

[ll Venomous ll]

Delta Jan

Well, chicken me nuggets!

Do you have any Darkside Wookiee Cookiees?

Was just going to use that. :[

Do you have any Sky Chicken Walkers?  

[twilek_jedi]

Anonymous Rebel: Hello? Hello? What does this thing do, anyways?

Pizza guy: Excuse me, are you trying to order something, sir?

AR: Oh! Hello, yeah, That's what I was doing, I was ordering some pizza... you do delivery, right?

PG: ...Yes?

AR: Oh, good. We can steal whatever the pizza delivery guy shows up in! We can escape!

PG: Is there a problem, sir?

AR: No, no, everything's fine. We're all good. Just bring the pizza.  

[ElladanKenet]

-Star Destroyer Pulls into a Death Star-shaped fast food joint-

Intercom-.... uh, hello, and welcome to Taco Star. Can I take your order?

Darth Vader- Yeah, uh... hey Tarkin, what'd you want again?

Tarkin- I wanted the chicken quesadilla. Do they have those?

Vader- Do you have chicken quesadillas?

Intercom- Yes sir.

Vader- He said yes.

Tarkin- Good, get me one of those and a large, unsweetened tea.

Vader- Okay... Admiral Ozzel?

Ozzel- Um... I want the Mexican pizza.

Vader- Again? But you always fart when you have those!

Ozzel- No no, it's good. I had some pepto bismal.

Vader- Oh... well.... fine then. Don't fail me again.... Admiral.

Intercom- Sir?

Vader- Oh yeah, hang on, I'm still deciding on what I want....

Tarkin- You said you were going to get the chicken fajita.

Vader- Chicken? But I don't like chicken... I'll get the tacos...

Tarkin- No... you'll get the chicken fajita.

Vader- But-

Tarkin- Vader, release him!!!

Vader-... That made no sense.

Tarkin- What?

Vader- Nevermind... fine, I'll get the beef fajitas. Is that it?

Intercom- That'll be 1700 Imperi-

Tarkin- Wait! The Emperor wanted something!

Vader- Gah, I forgot! (No, not really. I was trying to starve the b*****d...)

Intercom- ...

Vader- So... let's just get him the chimichanga..

Tarkin- He doesn't like those.

Vader- What? I thought he-

Tarkin- He wants the chicken fajita.

Vader- Man, what is with you and chicken fajitas?!

Trakin- I distinctly remember him saying he wanted the chicken fajitas.

Vader- No, he wanted the chimichanga.

Ozzel- Actually, I thought I heard him say-

Tarkin and Vader- ...........

Ozzel- ...nevermind.

Vader- ... Gah, fine, we'll get him the chimichanga.

Intercom- Okay, sir. That'll be-

Vader- Wait! What does he want to drink?!

Tarkin- Drink?

Vader- Yeah, I heard him say he wanted the new Mountain Dew "Force Lighting..."

Tarkin- Ah. Well, I think he'd prefer the Darthcola.

Vader- Are you sure?

Tarkin- Quite.

Vader- Okay then, that's all.

Intercom- ... that'll be 2400 Imperial Credits.

Vader- Okay, hang on.... wait... crap. I need a five. Does anyone have a five on them?

Ozzel- Govenor Tarkin, didn't you just get money at the First Bank of Muunilist?

Tarkin- Nonsense, that Bank was too remote to make an effective transaction. You shall provide the funds, Ozzel.

Ozzel- But sir, you just-

Vader- *choke*

Ozzel- *gasp* I-.. I-... Here-...

Tarkin- Vader, release him.

Vader- *takes the money and hands it over* As you wish...

Ozzel- *GASP*

Clerk- Thank you sir. Here's your order. Would you like a receipt.

Tarkin- Yes please.

Vader- Thanks. Ozzel, prepare the fleet for lightspeed.

Ozzel- Yes, Lord Vader.... wait!

Vader- ... Good, they didn't put the volcano sauce on...

Ozzel- They gave me wookiee meat! I wanted no wookiee meat!

Vader- Admiral Ozzel, the Emperor wants his food...

Ozzel- No! There's too much uncharted meat on my pizza!

Vader- Wait, Ozzel, don't turn around!-

Ozzel- *hops the curve*

Tarkin- *spills his tea on the Emperor's food*

Vader- You have failed me for the last time, Admiral... *chokes*

Ozzel- *dies*

Tarkin- Hmph. Now we need a new Admiral to command the ship.

Vader- Not a problem. Captain Piett?...

Piett- Yes, Lord Vader?

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