Not only is it e-speak, it's also an e-thug!

[Electric Relaxation]

I hang around the Rap/Hip-Hop and R&B sub-forums, and theres always "hardkur shiiiyt" going on in there. For example:

THE_LITTLES

ChilloZone93

ey littles..i'm here fa essence wtf who wunna throw down?

yo getmy back niggas shootin

Why, for Christ's sake, WHY?!  

[rae-chan-sensei]

Wow. Idiotic children that think they're hardcore. rolleyes This is one of the reasons why I am no longer an education major...

You poor thing. I'd suggest staying out of those forums, but the Chatterbox has spread across Gaia and nowhere is safe anymore. I can't tell you how many spam txt tlk threads I've reported this week for being in the arena forums...  

[Zhiege]

What are they saying? I can't puzzle it out. sweatdrop
At least my precious electronica forum is relatively free of spam.  

[YourLovelyBear]

Um...what?  

[Electric Relaxation]

Zhiege

What are they saying? I can't puzzle it out. sweatdrop
At least my precious electronica forum is relatively free of spam.

The Hip-Hop forum regulars just kid around with eachother, but their is always those few who needs to be sent to http://www.nystatepen.com  

[wcs792]

This is just more proof that there is a Satan. evil  

[Robthebob]

What the hell just happened... They are most likely 11 year olds in du-rags listening to Eminem and pretending they were born on the West Side,  

[Jojibear]

What on earth...?

WHAT ON EARTH?!

 

[Uncle Sam Wants BRAINS]

Ah! The horror!  

[Sara Hysaro]

I try to stay away from those types of threads. It doesn't always work, but I have a way of detecting stupidity before clicking the link.  

[Sammie of Spades]

Oh no internet thugs!
Let me get my laser mouse and show them....

//I-I 0 I)4 I3055 b.

^^I tried my best.^^
blaugh  

[Buccellatte]

FuarBradhadair

Oh no internet thugs!
Let me get my laser mouse and show them....

//I-I 0 I)4 I3055 b.

^^I tried my best.^^
blaugh

YOU get a Chainsaw of Literacy. And that e-thug gets a run with a real gang  

[__X__Naomi__X__]

The strange thing is that I can somehow understand what they are
saying.

::Original::

ChilloZone93:
ey littles..i'm here fa essence wtf who wunna throw down?

THE_LITTLES:
yo getmy back ni--as shootin

::Translation::

ChilloZone93:
Hey Littles..i'm here for essence ,what the f---, who want to fight?

THE_LITTLES:
Yo back me up, ni--as are shootin.

I translated it to the best of my ablities.

 

[Galadedrid Damodred]

I am about to scream or gag or both.