Mr._Stabby
lol Hidan is dead.
lol Kakuzu is about to get owned
lol comparism between Naruto and the Fourth(which ill admit looked cool)
Now the question is, will Naruto's new Rasengon of awesomeness be helpful? Or wil it just miss, cause quite frankly I can see that happening.
Kakuzu: "Oh noes, if I get hit by that I will die!"
Naruto: "FUUTON: Rasen Shuriken!!"
Naruto: *throws*
Kakuzu: "..."
Kakuzu: *grabs*
Naruto: "...Umm...Y-you're not supposed to do that..."
Kakuzu: "Yeah, I figured that much. Seriously man, you gotta throw harder or attack me in melee with it.."
Kakashi: "Naruto...you baka..."
Kakuzu: *throws back, super fast*
Naruto: "C-crap..!"
Meanwhile underground with Hidan...
Hidan: "Me and my big mouth.. I'm ******** stuck in here for eternity."
Back to Naruto.
Naruto, thinking: "I should use that jutsu.."
Naruto: "Fuuton: Uzumaki Rasengan!!"
A huge pressure is felt from the sky, a wind type chakra tornado touches down.. several miles away.
Kakuzu: "Eh? He is powerful...but..."
Kakashi: "...his aim is retarded..."
Naruto: "..."
Back to Hidan.
The earth shakes above him. Suddenly the weight of the rocks is lifted.
Hidan: "What the..?"
Suddenly Hidan is sucked up into the air, all his bodyparts around him start to recollect automatically.
Hidan: "Heh...Lord Jashin really does exist after all..."
Back to camp Naruto.
Naruto: "Hnnng... move.. move.. move.. move here already damn tornado!!!"
Kakuzu: "I'm so confused..."
Hidan: "Ooooooi!! Kakuzu!! I am flying!! Jashin-sama made me fly!!"
Everyone looks up to Hidan spinning around in Naruto's tornado.
Hidan lands with a big smack on the ground.
Hidan: "Ouch.. hehe.."
Kakuzu: "You idiot.. THAT guy made the tornado."
Hidan: "The blonde kid? Hmm.. not how I imagined him to be.."
Hidan runs for Naruto.
Kakashi: "Watch out!"
Ino: "Naruto! Dodge!!"
A few feet in front of Naruto, Hidan suddenly stops, drops on his knees and starts to hail Naruto.
Hidan: "Oh Lord Jashin-sama, please forgive me for not killing those heathens yet. Thank you for saving me!"
Naruto: "..."
Yamato: "..."
Kakashi: "..."
Kakuzu: "..."
Ino: "..."
Chouji: "..."
Naruto: "Um. Kill the other Akatsuki for us, then leave?"
Kakuzu: "What? No. Wait. Hidan? Hidan!"
Next chapter: Naruto commands around his new immortal man-pet.
