My eyes have just died!

[Velezzer]

I write this guy asking him if his post was a joke and he writes me back. This is how he answered me! scream crying

deeoends i=whyo u talk 2 giv me red flame shi4t  

[Kait Yslanaa]

I got this out of that:

Why are you talking to me? Give me red flame shirt.


I don't know about the first part but I know red flame shirt is in there somewhere.  

[Velezzer]

Thank you for helping me translate that.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

Oh save us. eek Get it away from me! DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME! burning_eyes gonk  

[Angel80272]

"It depends. Do you want to talk to me? Give me the red flame shirt."

That's what I got out of it.  

[Buccellatte]

Why the hell would someone want a FLAME shirt?  

[Angel80272]

Someone who doesn't have the 50? gold required to buy it, apparently.  

[SonarP]

They're looking to get flamed, of course.