The horrifying random PM:

[Pawsie-Incognito]

I got this a minute ago:

Quote:

hi w/u? ths is a rndom pm duhh. i no u don no me but im ur frnds frnd so if u want to b my frnd, jus add me k? nd btw i lyk ur av

That is just horrifying. My response:

Quote:

What is "w/u"? And by the way, quit abbrieviating every single word you type!

 

[Niccea Majeare]

That is weird for a random pm. I always type "We Love Big Smelly Fish" in the random pms I send out. It is a little private joke my best friend and I have had since 8th grade.  

[Buccellatte]

It means "with you" No one's done this to me so far.  

[Requiem Dare]

Wow. Did they reply after that?  

[Pawsie-Incognito]

I don't think so; I'm not getting any PMs back. xD

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Hey, that person replied!

Quote:

u r a n000b. N00000000B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes noooooooooooooooooooooob don tlk 2 me no mor. N000000000B!!!

After that, I didn't reply. I kind of didn't want to....  

[Korrey]

If I ever got a message like that I would have to ignore that person. That hurt my eyes.
-Korrey-  

[Radio Chaos]

*twitch* *twitch*

I think I just lost 45 I.Q. Points.  

[Niccea Majeare]

Pawsie-Incognito

I don't think so; I'm not getting any PMs back. xD

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Hey, that person replied!

Quote:

u r a n000b. N00000000B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes noooooooooooooooooooooob don tlk 2 me no mor. N000000000B!!!

After that, I didn't reply. I kind of didn't want to....

stare Who's the noob? I think he is...and you never talked to him...

Do you want me to send you a "We Love Big Smelly Fish" pm to make you feel better?  

[Seabutcher]

Quote:

u r a n000b. N00000000B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burning_eyes.gif burning_eyes.gif burning_eyes.gif burning_eyes.gif burning_eyes.gif noooooooooooooooooooooob don tlk 2 me no mor. N000000000B!!!

Ok, he gets like THAT because you ask what some acronym means?

URGE TO FLAME..... RISING.........

What you need to do is to fight stupidity with LOGIC. Chances are if he reads it, you'll confuse him to the point where you obliterate his remaining brain cells, thus killing him.

On the other hand, I once read a very profound sig somewhere saying "Never argue with an idiot- they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." So maybe you should heed that advice.  

[Emilem]

~Champagne for my real friends...

"w/u" means "What's up?"
I know alot of n00bs.

But that is just TERRIBLE!
There's hardly a single vowel in there!
I get Pms like that all the time, though.
N00bs seem to be quite taken with me.
stare

...Real pain for my sham friends.~

 

[Lord Himuro of darkness]

Wow the person slaughtered the vowels. I haven't been fortunate as to get a random PM.  

[MorganOfCalafia]

The only reason people like this are still alive is that it is illegal (spelling) for me to kill them.  

[XxJennessaxX]

Crescent_Flame

~Champagne for my real friends...

"w/u" means "What's up?"
I know alot of n00bs.

But that is just TERRIBLE!
There's hardly a single vowel in there!
I get Pms like that all the time, though.
N00bs seem to be quite taken with me.
stare

...Real pain for my sham friends.~

You poor thing! Me too, I get a lot of noob PMs that make me go crazy. Really crazy. gonk
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[Archdemonessa]

Yeah, it seems that n00bs just love me. I've tortured a lot of them.