I think it wore off...

[XxJennessaxX]

Someone who has been PMing me had virtually given me "n00b repellant." So I sprayed it on. But... After last night... It wore off... I got another n00b PM by that same guy who asked... to cyber!?
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NOOB IS COOL

XxJennessaxX

NOOB IS COOL

XxJennessaxX

NOOB IS COOL

kk sho u dun wnna cybr, jst tlk? y nt jst tlk? ru jdf r summing? bleh, ihj ma!!!

Sorry, I don't speak retardarian. Can you please translate that to english?
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wtf is rtrdarn? im tlkin englih!

If that's english, then you can grab your tongue and easily pull it off with no force whatsoever.
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*grbz tung*

I can easily say, I didn't even want to reply to that. I understood most of it but the first message he sent. What in God's name does THAT say!?
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[Z Devotchka]

My goodness..
He doesn't deserve to get any in real life, let alone cyberspace.
I got something like that, too, from someone named "Monster_Cock00911"
He has since been deleted, but I don't think he's aware that this is a PG-13 site, and posting pictures of your genitalia isn't really PG-13.

It does, however, make me giggle to think of what he must get in English class.  

[XxJennessaxX]

Oh, I got a reply from him:
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NOOB IS COOL

u c tht! i grbbd mi tung, n puld it off! bichasds!
hsi thts u! ur a kjdj n u cant tll watz enlighs r not!

If he knew what english was, he'd speak it. Or at least type it out properly.
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[Arkly]

Z McBear

and posting pictures of your genitalia isn't really PG-13.

Woah, what? This kid has to be low. Did he txt tlk and show his..... Um..... Thingie? I feel bad for his parents

@Jennessa: I don't think he should be judging people in english when he can't even spell it.