Random noob PMs me for a commision...

[The Mikki]

Okay, I deleted the message long ago, But I am still angry with it. It was a request form. PMed to me. It clearly stated in my art shop thread not to PM me request forms. But she did. The worst part was she didn't read the rules, did not put the request form in the color salmon and asked for couple art. little brat. It went like this:

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Username: sam and
What you want me to draw: my avi an hish avi and alsso add devil horns to my avi lol. i want couple arts
Color of doodle: color with blak outline (*cough* I do not color my doodles*cough*)
Want it to say something?:nonomno jus a heart
Anything extra?: culd you pleaase make meh ave have 1 leg up and we have angel wings at teh bak?
Tip?: jus 100
Total price: 1500 g

is this okay? i relly want this

I said

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I will not accept this. Read the rules again. And what the hell did you just say?

 

[Lord Himuro of darkness]

I would have slapped her with a 50+ grammar sword.  

[Meth Labs]

My Noob-To-Normal Translator 2000 reads:
"ERROR ERROR. CANNOT TRANSLATE. INITIATE SYSTEM SHUT DOWN."  

[Radio Chaos]

*Brain runs away*

My brain has runaway. It was afraid of the horrible "txt tlk." In that PM.  

[Natsuri]

My head cannot handle the capacity nor the magnitude of a train wreck of a Private Message. burning_eyes  

[MadnessFreak]

Shot myself.  

[Vitoria-Chan]

No one listens to rules anymore...  

[KaimanaRose]

i cant even read that.