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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:13 pm

rosemaylie

Okay, I was on a forum on a different website. The user posting said something like:

"i ndd 2 gt ms stz 4 slk os lky em nd ll ma mst wnet 2 te ml nd ti wz wsm!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!111!!!!!1!1!"

Can you understand that!? gonk Where has good grammar gone!?

I think that I may have desciphered the phrase "went to the mall and it was". How sad that I can actually understand the typing of the illiterate.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:08 pm

I see the ANGELS... User Image

Hell.
Let's see.
"i ndd 2 gt ms stz 4 slk os lky em dn ll ma mst wnet 2 te ml nd wz wsm!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!111!!!!!1!1!"
[tries to tackle that mess of s**t]
"I need to get Microsoft statistics for school, so like me and my ---- went to the mall and it was awesome!"
That's all I got.
And I bet it's wrong. :3
I need a translator.

I'll lead them to your door... User Image

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Archdemonessa

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:15 pm

I- I am shocked. -Unable to compute-

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:21 pm

Ooookkkk...

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Chasmothyst

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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:12 pm

burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes

... I think my heart just stopped...

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:09 pm

TifferMinx

rosemaylie

Okay, I was on a forum on a different website. The user posting said something like:

"i ndd 2 gt ms stz 4 slk os lky em nd ll ma mst wnet 2 te ml nd ti wz wsm!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!111!!!!!1!1!"

Can you understand that!? gonk Where has good grammar gone!?

I think that I may have deciphered the phrase "went to the mall and it was". How sad that I can actually understand the typing of the illiterate.

That was only roughly part of it. And you misspelled deciphered. mrgreen Don't worry, I corrected it for you. wink

I'll have a stab at it, mates. ::as trilingual database whirs and clicks::

Desktop Translator

I need to get...for slick(?)...like me and I'll my mist(?) went to the (mall, mill?) and it was awesome!

ERROR: Fatal Exception in Trilingual Database Main, Error Code #0006AAA-1337. Consult owner's manual for further instructions.

I'm getting a headache from all this. burning_eyes Funny how I can stand up to a whole bunch of gibberish and not consider it a "death" sentence. (Get the pun?) mrgreen

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Chasmothyst

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:14 pm

My brain just exploded. Not that I can feel it because the brain has no nerve endings, but I know it exploded as this "txt tlk" is just horrifying.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:11 pm

Some illiterate hick

"i ndd 2 gt ms stz 4 slk os lky em nd ll ma mst wnet 2 te ml nd ti wz wsm!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!111!!!!!1!1!"

My translation:

"I need to get my stars for silk so, like, me and llama must went to the mall and it was awesome!"

.. that still doesn't make any sense.

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