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Vampire_Guardian116...
  Needs to learn proper grammer and punctuation.
  Probably doesn't speak English as a first language.
  Needs to stop RPing with posts like that.
  I choose....All of the Above!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:06 am


So this isn't necessarily text talk, but it's so horrible that I figured it deserved to be in the horror story thread.

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vincent looked at the rubble that remained from the epic battle"its over its finally over the gate from the underworld has finally been shut"he told johnny and ghost rider as he placed his hand on his stomach trying to conceal an enormous slash that had been made from cervantes."yes its over at last"johnny nodded his face slightly bruised and his arms severely scrapped."whats left of this town"ghost rider questioned the two "its dignity and its honor" they both said at the same time.*clap* *clap* *clap*"so you think your heroes now a voice echoed from the mysterious forest and a body was soon reavealed in the form of a women"well vincent this isnt over " the feminate voice cried as a flash was seen as she soon appeared behind the three"remember me"the lady pulled down her hoodie and revealeed herself to be rosso "its time vincent,its time to die" with those words she side kicked johnny and force pushed ghost rider she quickly un mounted her bow-blade and a force field appeared around the two "so this is how i die"vincent said with a smirk he un mounted his blade as it began to glow and it shifted to a blade called soul calibur the blade was composed of a mysterious eye in the center of the blade and veins running toward the tip of his light thin blade, rosso giggled as her she aimed at vincent and began to shoot at her with her bows vincent caught her first bow and than ran quickly enough to dodge them as an aroow was close to hit him he leaped to the air and stepped on the arrow and pretty soon began to use the arrows to get to rosso "what is this"she told herself as she raised her targeting and vincent began to walk down with the arrows using them as a staircase he slashed with his soul calibur and the outline of his blade was left rosso swiftly ducked and punched vincents elbow his elbow struck and he dropped the calibur in pain the blade fell to the ground and rosso took advantage of the second and quickly began to use vincents body as a puching bag as she exchaned punches and jabbs at him grabbed her fist as she was about to deliver the finishing blow he THREW HER DOWN to the ground and leaped to the air his fist began to glow and he punched rosso while she was in the dirt she put both elbows up to cover her face and his fist prints were left ,she leaped to the air and her bow became double sabers she slashed once at vincnet and he blocked with his cerberus she then turned her bod yand hit him in the face with his other saber vincent flew slighty form the ground rosso bent her knees and charged at vincent she leaped to the air in rapid motion and stayed behind vincents body in the air she rapidly began to slash at his ribs and back with her duel sabers and she flipped and landed to the ground as vincents bod fell to the dirt,vincent looked with anger and hope he got up as he began to bleed dramatically his eyes began to glow red and he tightened his fist a dark aura began to appear outlining his body he opened his palm and the soul calibur came to his arm a black line began to be drawn from underneath both his eyes and under neath his bottom lip a dark pupil opened fro mhis bright red eye and he stared down rosso"prepare for your worst nightmare you b***h"he poined his blade at her and ran toward her she laugehd to mock him and nited her sabers to a katana she began to kick the ground as boulders began to be thrown at vincent,vincent dodged and smiled as he was about 4 steps away from rossos defeat the soul caliburs eye opened the veins turned black and he then switched his blade and stabbed himself ,rosso stared shock as she saw blood come cdown from his mouth"youll die by my blood"he told her "so burn in hell b***h"he yelled as blood dripped from his mouth ,rosso swung her katana and he rapily moved behind her her blade hit the ground sending a chill down her back he spun 360 degress behind her and in about 180 he un stabbed his blade and slashed right threw rosso he got the blade once again and stabbed himself "its time for all of us to go"he whispered his body began to glow in black and rosso turned to face him as blood came down her eyes and mouth he hugged rosso and squeezed her his dark body began to enter rossos body "you b*****d"she whispered as she saw the balde in her body and she fell to the ground.

minutes later the shield had lowered and both ghost rider and johnny had dissappeared with him
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:07 am


Wait, there's more.

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as the shadows sustained the beast shadowy warriors appeared from the warp hole that cervantes created the army wan toward were raven was and they were lead by revenga his body now half shadow andhis armor pure silver he raised his sword and the army ran to deadbridge,meanwhile vegance saw what was happening he sepearated and soon became johnny ad ghost rider.ghost rider began to focus all his energy and gave johnny life johnny looked out and saw the army"time for a little rock'n'roll"he said as he ran toward the shadows slashing the army trying to get to revenga


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vincent was dropped by the beast he leapt to the ground and landed safe he held cerberus tight and it soon turned into a bright light that morphed into his blade he took a step back and his arm glew white he raced toward the beast and began to slash him blood fell from the beast to vincent ,he yelled in ager and continued slashing a black shadow appeared which began to outline vincent the beast took a step back and then speared vincent to the ground he grabbed him by both arms and raised him to the sky .The beast opened his mouth a beam began to form and it shot at vincent,vincent quickly sliced the beasts arms and evaded the beam he crouched down to the ground and stabbed the beast in the stoamach he tightened his grip and raised the sword up which was still in theabeasts body he mounted his sword and the beast crashed to the ground

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:12 am


This guy has been in my Vampiric/Mortal High School RP in the Fast Gold for Poor Gaian's guild since July 02, 2006. Every single post he has ever made looks exactly like the three I have choosen and posted above. There are rarely capital letters, usually no commas, periods, or any other forms of punctuation, and a lot of grammer mistakes.

Reading his posts in the RP actually make my eyes hurt and one time I even got a migrane. I'm not perfect, not in any way, shape, or form, but his posts make me feel pretty damn smart.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:33 pm


Two words: paragraphs needed.

Gods, that's painful to the brain. eek

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:26 pm


Paragraphs! That's what I forgot to mention!

I agree with you completly.
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