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original karbear

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:28 pm
    ...and not on myspace [much]:




    11 stupid things people do on myspace-

    ONE
    There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
    it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
    "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
    no, it doesnt.


    TWO
    To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
    are you serious?
    You're stupid.
    Go play in traffic.

    THREE
    Don't ever post pictures and say
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    "OMG, I'm so fat"
    because if you were,
    you wouldn't post them.
    And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

    *~*~*~*~*~*FOUR*~*~*~*~*~*
    NOBODY cares about threats over the internet.
    Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics;
    even if you win, you're still RETARTED.

    FIVE
    Quit crying
    b/c you're not on someones top 8.
    who cares?
    ITS MYSPACE!!!

    SIX
    Who really cares if
    I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!
    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "what's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend,
    that's what's up fruit!!!

    SEVEN
    Little 6th graders who have MySpace
    and look like sluts, and act like whores
    go somewhere else because nobody
    wants you here. And Parents
    quit blaming myspace for your kid being
    a hooker, she was a whore before
    myspace, and she'd be a whore without it!
    What does that say about your
    parenting skills? Think about it!

    EIGHT
    If you have decided to read this,
    you are a true MySpace Friend.
    Real friends read their bulletins.

    NINE
    I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

    TEN
    And if you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom" QUIT BEING DUMB

    ELEVEN
    Myspace was created to keep up with friends. quit trying to check up on your ex... come on now people its called stalking you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars
 
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:28 pm
Heheh... this gave me a nice little laugh before returning to my work. <.< >.>

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original karbear

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:53 pm
    Good good. I like to make people grin and laugh.
 
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