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Read the homepage, darn it!

Radio Chaos

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:57 pm

OK, as a few of you know, I am captain of a guild. And on the homepage, it specifically says "Requests written in 'txt tlk' will be turned down." So I go to check if there are any requests, and there was. After I read it, my eyeballs fell out of my head.

The horrible join request

im 14 n i luvvscience soooooomuch plz lemme in plz plz plz plz plz plz!

So, I turned it down, and the guy PMs me later and says this......

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y did u turn doun meh reqest i relly wanna join plz plz plz plz plz!

And I replied:

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I turned you down because you didn't read the homepage. It specifically said no "txt tlk" request

And then he said

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i dont giva f**k lemme in plz i luv science t_t

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:44 pm

... Report him... then kill him...

Archdemonessa

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xAvenirYuinax

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:46 pm

Don't bother with the reporting. Just kill him.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:40 pm

Wait, he said he wanted to join because 'i luv science?' What does that have to do with anything?

wyrfxrssn

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Patron with a Mission

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:59 pm

I think the world is trying to tell us something: "We will text talk whether you like it or not!" Wherever did good grammar go?

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:12 pm

It ran away; the text talk scared it away.

xAvenirYuinax

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Patron with a Mission

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:19 pm

I think you're right.

crying

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:46 pm

Alright siblings, attack!

Archdemonessa

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Lacus_And_Kira

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:04 pm

Let's hit him with the grammar book of power. Then again it might take away the little amount of brain matter he has in his head...sigh.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:14 pm

Kill him. It's the only choice we are left with. -raises hand- I volunteer!

Archdemonessa

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Radio Chaos

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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:13 am

wyrfxrssn

Wait, he said he wanted to join because 'i luv science?' What does that have to do with anything?

It's a science guild.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:41 am

Ho boy. I can't believe people would stoop that low.

SilverMaple

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Galadedrid Damodred

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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:23 pm

*shrieks of hysterical laughter*

Oh my Goddess... that was... the funniest... the... the...

*gasping for breath*

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:31 pm

hahaha that was funny, I also volunteer to kill him!

illustratinloue

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