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Zero.Caritas

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:05 pm

I... I just honestly don't know what she said. Can anyone tell me what she means by box? I don't know, maybe I'm just ignorant. >.> On top of that, I'm pretty sure that she's being intolerant, but I really just can't tell.

Fem Hobo

SO IZE WAS WALKIN IN TAT BAECK ALLEH WAYZ ON HOME N THAR WAS 2 GUYZ HOLDIN HANDZ IN MAH BOX.

I WAS ALL "WTF?" N DEECIDED 2 EAVENSDROPZ ON TEM. WHO TAEKS A HOBO BOX NEEWAYZ?

SOZ THEY JUST SORTAAH STARTEEEED TOZ MAKIN OUT N IZE THINKIN, "EWWW GROSS TEY BEIN GAYZ?!?!"

BUT IZE COULDN'T GETZ AWAYZ CUZ IT WAS MAH BOX! D:<

FOUR OURZ LATEER, N THEYS SCENT ISH ALL OVAH MAH BOX, N THEIRS BLUD FROM MY BOOMSTIX IS A DRIPPIN FEROM TEH CLOTHESLINE.

DAERN GAYZ.

DISCUX NEETHANG.

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:48 pm

She is supposedly a hobo. The box she was talking about was her home. Gay people were kissing in it.

Yeah, kinda dumb...

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CristoVII

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:03 pm

......ow!

Aw, this is just intolerable. I think I have a world record for pain right now.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:50 am

Now I understand why she is homeless, with her (I think) grammar and all....

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Mecke Keiva

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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:43 am

Fem Hobo Wrote:

Quote:

SO IZE WAS WALKIN IN TAT BAECK ALLEH WAYZ ON HOME N THAR WAS 2 GUYZ HOLDIN HANDZ IN MAH BOX.

I WAS ALL "WTF?" N DEECIDED 2 EAVENSDROPZ ON TEM. WHO TAEKS A HOBO BOX NEEWAYZ?

SOZ THEY JUST SORTAAH STARTEEEED TOZ MAKIN OUT N IZE THINKIN, "EWWW GROSS TEY BEIN GAYZ?!?!"

BUT IZE COULDN'T GETZ AWAYZ CUZ IT WAS MAH BOX! D:<

FOUR OURZ LATEER, N THEYS SCENT ISH ALL OVAH MAH BOX, N THEIRS BLUD FROM MY BOOMSTIX IS A DRIPPIN FEROM TEH CLOTHESLINE.

DAERN GAYZ.

DISCUX NEETHANG.
I think i can translate that to normal English very well, so let me try, ok? smile

Quote:

So i was walking in that back all the way to my home, and then it was two guys holding each other hands in my house(box.)
I was all like"WTF?" and i decided to [unknown word] on them.
Who takes a hobo house(box) anyway?
Then they just started to make out, and i was thinking "Ew, gross!They being gay!?"But i couldn't get out, because it was my house(box)!
For ours later, and they sent [Unknown word] all over my box, and it was blood from my [Unknown word] and a dripping from the clothesline.
Darn gays. I don't discuss nothing.

Thats the closest we will ever get i think. :/

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:58 pm

Zero.Caritas

I... I just honestly don't know what she said. Can anyone tell me what she means by box? I don't know, maybe I'm just ignorant. >.> On top of that, I'm pretty sure that she's being intolerant, but I really just can't tell.

Fem Hobo

SO IZE WAS WALKIN IN TAT BAECK ALLEH WAYZ ON HOME N THAR WAS 2 GUYZ HOLDIN HANDZ IN MAH BOX.

I WAS ALL "WTF?" N DEECIDED 2 EAVENSDROPZ ON TEM. WHO TAEKS A HOBO BOX NEEWAYZ?

SOZ THEY JUST SORTAAH STARTEEEED TOZ MAKIN OUT N IZE THINKIN, "EWWW GROSS TEY BEIN GAYZ?!?!"

BUT IZE COULDN'T GETZ AWAYZ CUZ IT WAS MAH BOX! D:<

FOUR OURZ LATEER, N THEYS SCENT ISH ALL OVAH MAH BOX, N THEIRS BLUD FROM MY BOOMSTIX IS A DRIPPIN FEROM TEH CLOTHESLINE.

DAERN GAYZ.

DISCUX NEETHANG.

Translation:

So I was walking in the back ally ways on home and there was 2 guys holding hands in my box.

I was all "WTF?" and decided to ezesdrop on them. Who takes a hobo box anyways?

So they just sort of started to make out in i am thinking "Ew gross they being gays?!?!"

But i couldn't get away because it was my box.

Four hours later, and their scent is all over my box, and their blood from my broomstick is dripping from the clothesline.

Darn Gays.

Disgutsing things.

End translation:

Well there is your translation. Sorry if the grammar is inncoreect but i am not going to correct their grammar for them.

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xXblacksakuraXx

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:11 am

Zero.Caritas

I... I just honestly don't know what she said. Can anyone tell me what she means by box? I don't know, maybe I'm just ignorant. >.> On top of that, I'm pretty sure that she's being intolerant, but I really just can't tell.

Fem Hobo

SO IZE WAS WALKIN IN TAT BAECK ALLEH WAYZ ON HOME N THAR WAS 2 GUYZ HOLDIN HANDZ IN MAH BOX.

I WAS ALL "WTF?" N DEECIDED 2 EAVENSDROPZ ON TEM. WHO TAEKS A HOBO BOX NEEWAYZ?

SOZ THEY JUST SORTAAH STARTEEEED TOZ MAKIN OUT N IZE THINKIN, "EWWW GROSS TEY BEIN GAYZ?!?!"

BUT IZE COULDN'T GETZ AWAYZ CUZ IT WAS MAH BOX! D:<

FOUR OURZ LATEER, N THEYS SCENT ISH ALL OVAH MAH BOX, N THEIRS BLUD FROM MY BOOMSTIX IS A DRIPPIN FEROM TEH CLOTHESLINE.

DAERN GAYZ.

DISCUX NEETHANG.

EAVENSDROPZ = eavesdrop. I don't understand why no one got this until now...

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:10 am

My eye's are buggn a little from my new contacts and reading that just made it worse. gonk

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Galadedrid Damodred

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:21 am

Eavenwhat? I'm sorry, I don't speak that dialect of Al'cair'rahienallienin.

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