Horrible deviantART comments

[ph34r_meh]

I was just innocently browsing deviantART when...WHAM! Out of nowhere this horrible comment just slammed right into my eyeballs:

ASTRANOMICAL i ADORE THIS PICTURE ITS SO ENCHATINGLY BEAUTIFUL BRAVO! If u are a boy i luv u-u r a boy right please tell me? if u r a girl then i luv ur art not u!

Needless to say, I fell into a horrible twitching fit and I am currently recovering on my couch with a lot of AMVs and Apocalyptica music videos helping me every step of the way.  

[Taia Aisling]

...

Where is she?!

(The pain... Caps lock... txt tlk... ow.)

I think I have a migraine now from slamming my head on the keyboard.  

[ph34r_meh]

I hate it when people type in all capitals. Some of my teachers in school do it on worksheets and they use a bazillion exclamation points and I always have a hard time reading it and not imagining that they're yelling at me through this poor, abused slice of tree.  

[Archdemonessa]

The pain... ugh. It's times like these that I doubt my sanity levels. It's a wonder I'm not sitting in an insane asylum right now. Come one people, it's not that hard! Grammar, it is easy to learn. Trust me, I teach it.  

[SilverMaple]

>_< I shudder to think what her artwork looks like...

Let me at her! scream  

[Patron with a Mission]

stare I wonder...is she passing her grammar courses? By the looks of it, she could use some help.  

[Kukushka]

Psst, I think she likes you wink

Tell me, how does that make you feel about yourself? That someone like that likes you?  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

AAAAAARGH! *tearing out hair*

*hysterical, hopeless sobs*

Please... please help...

*bashing head on the ground*  

[Yue Ming]

ph34r_meh

I was just innocently browsing deviantART when...WHAM! Out of nowhere this horrible comment just slammed right into my eyeballs:

ASTRANOMICAL i ADORE THIS PICTURE ITS SO ENCHATINGLY BEAUTIFUL BRAVO! If u are a boy i luv u-u r a boy right please tell me? if u r a girl then i luv ur art not u!

Needless to say, I fell into a horrible twitching fit and I am currently recovering on my couch with a lot of AMVs and Apocalyptica music videos helping me every step of the way.

I shall only be using the caps lock to emphasize this:

DO NOT WANT. D:

-bangs head on keyboard-

I'm a member of DeviantART, and sadly these types of comments show up way too often. It's like getting a "lol tats rlly gud!" from one of your friends, only worse. And I didn't think it was possible to get worse.