This is a joy killer.

[XxJennessaxX]

I was wandering around Gaia (what else?), and I had a new PM awaiting me. I clicked the enveloppe and stumbled upon this little beauty:

~bannedohnoes~ _swirly_

i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes

The only words I understand in there are: I, you, are, all, no, noob.
Will anybody risk their soul and try to decode this? I simply cannot decode this pile of s**t (please excuse my swearing), so...
...
...
I have nothing else to say.

 

[omg its nimbus]

Wow. Just. Wow.  

[Patron with a Mission]

XxJennessaxX

I was wandering around Gaia (what else?), and I had a new PM awaiting me. I clicked the enveloppe and stumbled upon this little beauty:

~bannedohnoes~ _swirly_

i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes

The only words I understand in there are: I, you, are, all, no, noob.
Will anybody risk their soul and try to decode this? I simply cannot decode this pile of s**t (please excuse my swearing), so...
...
...
I have nothing else to say.

I shall attempt it. *slight bow*

Ahem.

"I like chess. Do you chess ? Like, what's grammar? I hate you. Okay, thanks. (portion skipped) You gots (have) no life, you are a noob."

I have a hard time translating "r bai fek"...but I know the second half says "all the games."

---

That is all I could do without my head exploding. The joy of being promoted to a Level 1 writing tutor has been flattened. stare  

[Songo-Hanli Aanali]

i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob


I like Cheese, Do you like cheese? Whats grammar? I hate you, okay? Thanks, or bye. ******** all that grammar, you have no life noob. Nooo....oob.

Maybe?  

[Lekonua]

Quote:

i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes.gif

"I like cheese [chess?]. Do you like cheese [chess?]? What's grammar? I hate you, 'kay thanks are bye f**k all the games. You got no life, noob."

That...is...hilarious. This person calls good grammar users noobs?

I am about to pass out from laughing so hard.  

[Robthebob]

Wow, That brings a whole new understanding of IDIOTIC!

burning_eyes  

[Zealot of Insanity]

Robthebob

Wow, That brings a whole new understanding of IDIOTIC!

burning_eyes

Not really, it's been there for quite some time.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

This PM does not simply define "moronic beyond measure". It legitimizes the phrase's existence.  

[CristoVII]

The amount on effort placed on translating this is painful, more to the person who pmed it that to the people who tried to translate it (more or less I got the same thing).

You seem to get a lot of txt tlk flame pms, don't you? It's like an infestation of ticks.  

[Patron with a Mission]

Lekonua

Quote:

i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes.gif

"I like cheese [chess?]. Do you like cheese [chess?]? What's grammar? I hate you, 'kay thanks are bye f**k all the games. You got no life, noob."

That...is...hilarious. This person calls good grammar users noobs?

I am about to pass out from laughing so hard.

eek Why didn't I think of that? I do believe it's cheese. Forgive my mistake.  

[[Joan De Arc]]

I'm going to..
Err.....
Well, I'm thinking a huge flaming on how idiotic that idiot is..
Or a message insulting him.
Or it..
Or IDIOT!  

[Psychotic Daizy Dukes]

He really does have a death wish...