Weapons of Literacy

[Psychotic Daizy Dukes]

My torture chamber and son. He's just a little bundle of 'if you insult grammar I will make sure you can't feel your butt.'  

[Lekonua]

A 50-ton Grammar Hammer suits my needs perfectly.

Noob: zomg, ur teh st00pid!

*WAM!*

Noob: zomgwtf! i is teh dedzorz!

*WAM!*

Noob: ow stp it! f** u!

*WAM!*

Noob: *Silence*  

[SilverBellsAbove]

Huh, I prefer dual wielding my trusty swords: the Blather Buster and the Flame Flayer. Both of which have carried me through many a bitter struggle with both the forces of N.E.W.B. (Noobs Even Without Brains ) and the terrible horde of W.O.E (Witless Opposing English).

And they're still plenty sharp. Bring it. twisted  

[s0prano42_x3]

Zweite

A literacy weapon? Hmm....

An epic flying F50 Grammarian jet with duel spellcheck cannons that fire at twenty thousand "lol" vaporizing rounds per half-second, also loaded with "Turn your Caps Lock Off" missiles that leave literate fallout that instantly vaporizes any txt tlk, an ICGM "Txt Tlk Incinerator" that can destroy all traces of any deliberately misspelled English word within a universal radius, and of course, an internal coffee machine (can't fight txt tlk without mocha!).

My favorite! blaugh  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

I still have that Katana of Literacy +10 I borrowed... think I should return it? I just found a Mace of Grammar and a Spelling Incendiary Device in my attic...  

[MadnessFreak]

A Syeyr IWS2000. Not altered with illiteracy-busting modifications, but with a round this big, () it doesn't really need them.

Note: the bottom round is a Winchester .308 cartridge, used in high-power assault rifles like the AK-47. By now you should've gotten a rough idea of it's power.