If you could torture txt tlkers....

[Altima the Dragonic Lord]

Altima's patented tortue system:

1. Chain them to a wall.

2. Have them sentences for me to check.

3. If they get it wrong, whip them five times for every mistake and have them write it again.

4. If all else fails; tie them up, hang them by their feet over a vat of acid until they beg for mercy. twisted  

[Chase Keyhole]

I don't know... I would give them a laptop and not tell them what I am doing and every time they use "txt tlk" I would shock them.. Yes.. O.o  

[Lady Pica]

Force them to watch reruns of Conjunction Junction and the like, then on to Reader's Rainbow. During commercials they will be forced to find a word in the dictionary, define it, and use it in a sentence. Should they fail to do so correctly, they shall have a CD or game snapped in half.  

[The_0ther_Account]

...I would force them to complete millions of grammer books, until it is etched into their head.  

[Pink Rain Today]

I would force an offender to talk in intelligent conversation until I am satiated.  

[Cheerfulhope]

I would tie them from the top of a banister and hold a match to the rope.

"Now, please properly spell every word in the dictionary. If you spell one wrong, I might drop this match 'accidentally' onto the rope."

...

I'm so nice. ^_^  

[Bladeglory]

I'd use the Mangekyou Sharingan to tourture them with big words for 72 hours in only a split-second. That way I could torture about 60 a minute if they were all lined up and I had the stamina.

(It's from Naruto. Itachi uses it to put it's victim in another realm that he almost completely controls. He stabs Kakashi five times in one of those Mangekyou seconds. He also uses it on Sasuke and makes Sasuke experience Itachi murdering the entire clan over and over and over... Kakashi and Sasuke both almost die from thier mental wounds.)  

[[Psychotic.Ballerina]]

I was tortured mercilessly by a text talker today. She kept writing in text talk on purpose on the chalk board at school.

One of these days, I'm going to get her back. Any ideas?  

[Vajra B. Hairava]

I really don't mind them that much. Its not that bad.  

[Natsuri]

Wolfie Kid

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[Joan De Arc]

Do what I'm doing to this guy who's asking for my password.
Insulting him through what he asks for..

Example:
"D00d, h0w r u t0d@y."
(I suck at writing in 1337, by the way.)

"Please, if you say another number, letter, or word, you could horribly injure yourself with that strangely shape pea-brained cranium of yours."

I would confuse them with long words that insult them.

I like the way you think. I do that, but I apply it to everything in life. So if I'm bullied, I use reverse psychology, or insult them in a way that makes them look really stupid and me incredibly clever. I, however, would simply use the 'I can't understand you technique'..... you know, the one you use when you want to break up a phone call. But instead of going, 'What? Sorry, you're breaking up', I would just constantly put, 'I'm sorry, I don't understand.... do you speak english? Sprachensei Deutsch?' and continue in such an ignorant manner that they'll leave me alone. biggrin

Well, I should not had done it to the hacker.
I got hacked.

You poor soul. crying

Ouch. That must've hurt. I hope he and his text-talking didn't kick you out of the Grammar Guild. I'd hate to burn a comrade at the stake. cry  

[Prince Platypus]

I'd have an elephant slowly push them through a metal grate. ...I've thought about this before. >.>;  

[s0prano42_x3]

blueturnsgrey

These are all really great forms of torture. Some of them are a little crazy.

The only thing I can think of at this present moment in time is to force them to send one thousand text messages in perfect grammar in a row. If they mess one up, they start again. Oh, and each message would have to use the maximum amount of characters.

xd That's all you get from me right now. It's not the best.

EXCELLENT  

[[p o c k y `]]

Okay. Well first they would be wounded so they blood is coming out. Then I would make them sit in a desk and complete all of the grammar books in the world, even in different languages, and if they get one teeny mistake then I would poor salt water into their blood streams. ^^*
 

[Doppelgaanger]

I don't know. I think that they know the grammar, but on the Internet, they don't feel like they need to use it...

I wouldn't do much.

I'd use the silent treatment.  

[Zealot of Insanity]

Now this is besides the point of the guild. evil