What is the funniest grammar mistake you've ever made?

[Naturally-Obsessive]

Reading out loud in class instead of saying "academies" I pronounced it academee with that second a short. Everyone started laughing and the same word was in the next sentence and Jacob started doing the same thing I did and caught himself.  

[Specter125]

At one point, I was at Thanksgiving dinner with my family, and both of my grandmothers were there. So, when my mom accidentally dropped a porcelain dish, which broke upon the instant of impact, I said out loud, "It got broked!" So then my grandmothers both got up to slap me. e_e (They're English teachers... >.<)  

[Demented_Duck]

SuperScott78

"A few weeks ago I told my friend to go to PEN island.com The site was autually called, p***s land.com
But it wasn't a mistake so I fail." D:

Actually, it's PENISLAND.com

Who did that in the first place?

 

[Demented_Duck]

TheStoof

If I make a mistakes, it's because it would mine I were lazy.

"If I make a mistake, it's because that I am lazy."

Sorry.

 

[Demented_Duck]

bluest black

Mine is when I would talk to my english teacher I would say Keif insted of Keith because One day I walked up to him and said "Mr. Keif dose the board clean to be need."
It was funny as crap bacause he just burst out Laughing at me.

I also use to live Does a street called Carp place and in ^th grade my teacher asked us to say the streets we lived on and I said "I live on Crap Place." She laughed at me too.

You said "dose," instead of "does?"

 

[Demented_Duck]

I usually mix up words in sentences...

Also sometimes, I forget how to spell words.

And, words in general.

I say "thingie, thingie" if I forget a word.

 

[Doppelgaanger]

I couldn't remember how to spell future the other day...

I was all, "Futur? Futar? Futer?" Then I just typed it in Word...

._.  

[applecyder]

My sis and I normally talk a mixture of Spanish and English. One day, instead of saying 'explanation' I said 'explication,' which kind of sounds like 'explanaciOn.' They laughed their butts off about this. I let them laugh for a few years until a few weeks ago. I saw on international television an important diplomat also say 'explication.' Now who has the last laugh twisted  

[jgamefreek]

Mine would defiantly be back in 2005 when my aunt and uncle were married, after the party we went to reno and all stayed in hotels(reno is also where the ceremony was held), the following day we were getting ready to leave and this being my first time in an hotel I began to roll my luggage out the door, as soon as my mother saw me she laughed and said: Justin! haven't you ever been in a hotel before? we don't have to do the work, the (Forgot their names but whatever)~~~ do it for us, annoyed by her "Haven't you ever been in a hotel before?" comment I hauled my luggage back and called service after cheery a greeting I said "Hi! could you come pick up our luggage? (Ludge-edge), I mean!; luggage, NO! I mean luggage! Can you just come up and get our stuff?!?" Me, nor my mother have never forgotten that gonk