JOKES!!!

[PrincessDarkFire]

Have any good jokes to tell?

Please post them here.

I heart to read jokes don't you?  

[Private-Flecherd]

Here's a lame one.
Q. Why did the second grader cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide!  

[Flateyrarhreppur]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[Queen of Boredom land]

lol

thats a selly one am bout 2 say

an old lady were takin a shower and she saw the lightnin from the window so she says : hehe boyz even at the shower they take photos

biggrin  

[Starry_Sara]

Q : How did the ruler get to Los Vegas?

A: By Feet! lol  

[Flateyrarhreppur]

Starry_Sara

Q : How did the ruler get to Los Vegas?

A: By Feet! lol

HAHA  

[MulticolorNitemare]

There were three men whos boat broak on a mysterias island. Then the leador of the native trieb said to the three men."Go get nine fruit of the island and then we will let u go one of our boats will take u home." so the men leave to get the fruit the first man came back with nine apples. then the chief told him to shove all the apples up his butt without laughing or crying but if he didnt he would be exacuted . then man shoved 5 apples up his butt and then started to cry then the next man came with plumbes he shoved eight up his butt and started to laugh. then the first guy said to the second guy" Why did u laugh u could have been saved" Then the second guy said i saw the third guy coming back with coconuts rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[Sprinkled Sweets]

hahahaha
2 nuts were walking down the side walk, one was assaulted.
;D  

[noracerberus14]

there are two muffins sitting in an oven and one goes "man it's hot in here" and the other goes "HOLY CRAP, A TALKING MUFFIN!"  

[kacy_567]

oh i got 1
Q.why did the gum cross the road

A.cuz it was stuck 2 the chikens foot  

[kacy_567]

butheadbob

Starry_Sara

Q : How did the ruler get to Los Vegas?

A: By Feet! lol

HAHA

i dont get it