SHORT Jokes...

[PrincessDarkFire]

Share your short jokes here...

I have a few do you?  

[PrincessDarkFire]

There was a bear and a bunny sitting in the forest taking a shi*. The bear leans over to the bunny and says, "Do you ever have the problem of shi* sticking to your fur?" The bunny answers, "No." So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his as*.  

[R.lone wolf]

PrincessDarkFire

There was a bear and a bunny sitting in the forest taking a shi*. The bear leans over to the bunny and says, "Do you ever have the problem of shi* sticking to your fur?" The bunny answers, "No." So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his as*.

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[PrincessDarkFire]

A man and his wife went to a hotel for there 25th anniversary and honeymoon. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked her husband, "When you first saw my body in front of you, what were you thinking?" The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was to fu** your brains out and suck your tits dry." As the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

rofl rofl rofl  

[Queen of Boredom land]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

princess u hav really good jokes there

loool

rofl  

[axel on fire]

iight hear this ... there was a contest to win 1000000 dollar and the contestant were an american and a british guy and a hindi guy ... they should go into a dirty pigs layer and stay as much as possible ... the british and american went 1 minute and the hindi went for days ... in the days the pig went out scared but the indian stayed ... why? ... becouse that indean had a smell worst than the pig ... its tolds better in arabic  

[Pride The Greatest Sin]

Quasimodo tom thumb and cinderella are sitting around talking and they have the newest book of world records so they want to look through it to see if they each still have thiers cinderella has most beautifull tomb thumb has shortest and quasimodo has ugliest so cinderella looks and says "Good i'm still the most beautifull." then tomb thumb looks and says "Good i'm still shortest." then quasimodo looks and tomb thumb and cinderella hear silence so tthey ask him whats wrong and he repleis "Well i'm not the ugliest anymore but who the hell is Rosie O' donell."  

[The Lucifer King]

lol!  

[apoclypse90210]

PrincessDarkFire

A man and his wife went to a hotel for there 25th anniversary and honeymoon. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked her husband, "When you first saw my body in front of you, what were you thinking?" The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was to fu** your brains out and suck your tits dry." As the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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LOL Im thinking of creating a joke/pariodical guilde sometime soon interested ?  

[- Maxwell Night -]

there are two muffins in an oven. one turns to the other and says "boy is it hot in here" the second muffin goes "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"  

[Ironic-Mishap]

A seal walks into a club.......  

[Darth Batsu]

lol  

[Mari-Mari33]

xd lol blaugh exclaim exclaim  

[Gangi mary]

PrincessDarkFire

A man and his wife went to a hotel for there 25th anniversary and honeymoon. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked her husband, "When you first saw my body in front of you, what were you thinking?" The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was to fu** your brains out and suck your tits dry." As the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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