Q. and A. Jokes.....

[PrincessDarkFire]

Have any Q. (question) and A. (answer) jokes to tell?
If so, please do tell them here.

I'll start off with this one:

Q. - What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?

A. - "Good morning ladies".  

[kaseembrown]

i think i got one.

Q.- what do you get when you cross a bird a car and a dog?

A.- a flying carpet.  

[PrincessDarkFire]

Q. - Whats the difference between your wife and your job?

A. - After 5 years your job will still suck.

rofl  

[PrincessDarkFire]

Q. - Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?

A. - After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.  

[No_Superman_10]

Q: what do you call 3000 terrorists at the bottom of the ocean


A: a bloody good start  

[mcr_bec]

Q - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A - Boo boos!

and annother:
Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - Because it had no guts!

hahaha  

[Mari-Mari33]

Two blondes are walking down the beach when one say's; oh how sad a dead bird... the other blond looks up sadly and says ....where..?  

[kacy_567]

Q.why did the gum cross the road??

A.cuz it was stuck 2 the chikens foot  

[kacy_567]

kacy_567

Q.why did the gum cross the road??

A.cuz it was stuck 2 the chikens foot

i got 1 more

Q.what do sea monsters eat 4 lunch?

A.fish and ships.

its kinda funny  

[KookeyKuki]

||>>Q.-Why did the little boy throw butter at the window?
A.-He wanted to see the butter fly!
Hahahahaha! rofl <<||  

[Snicketfile2014]

Q: why did tom throw his watch out the window?
A: HE WANTED TO SEE TIME FLY!!!