Snakes in the Kitchen...

[Samara E Morgan]

Under creepy crawly things:
there was a spider in our living room and it was HUGE! so my sister sarah who was here for the weekend was like OMG!! and was standing on the couch, my other sister rachel, grabbed he pesticides and i grabbed our swift mop thingy and i was posed to kill it with the mop, and my sister was about to shot the pesticides....she stared shoing it with thte stuff, we ALL started screaming picture this,
1 girl on the couch screaming
1 girl screaming/shoting pesticides
1.girl screaming about to squish the spider with the mop thingy.
so the spider started moving while STILL getting sprayed with loads of pesticides and i was liek OMG DIE SPIDER! DIIEE!! and so we were all screaming our butts off and so i finaly squished the spider, it was like curled up in a ball and then it MOVED ITS LEGS! so rachel sprayed it wih move pesticides and then i squished it again his time rubbing it on our plastic mat to hold our plants. and i was liek yelling OMGOMGOMGOMGG!! DIE SPIDER! and the only reason WE had to kill it was because my brother-in-law wouldent we were liek
DAVID! come kill the spider! so he came in looked at the spider and then said "i think im gonna go watch my movie" so we were liek davvviiid!! gonk  

[Samara E Morgan]

it was scarry  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

You're father is probably one mean mother, too.

You better watch it. Italian women plump up when you marry 'em.
(Although Russian women stay hot and slender yet marry an ugly hairy fatty)

With my dad, he lets out ALL his anger on the road. Mad road rage, right there.

And... so... what happens to me? O_o

I don't know. If you start making linguine, watch out!

I love pasta. ;_; And carbs.
Carbs are my friends... heart

The Italian route.
Your husband will yell alot.