The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but you forgot to get his/her autograph. gonk

I wish I wasn't so lazy.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you're stuck producing so many things that you run out of space, money, etc. Oh, and you die. Sorry.

I wish I could focus on my AP Spanish work.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but it turns out that class was just a hoax and all the work you did was for nothing.

I wish my BF had his internet back T^T  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted, but now he never logs off so he never has time for you.

I wish I could get a solid night's sleep for once.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you never wake up again. You don't die, you just never wake up. Think Snow White.

I wish I had a decent scanner.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but your artwork never improves.

I wish I could write better papers faster! @_@  

[jagged1]

Granted, they spontaneously combust and so you have to keep writing papers that never stay.

I wish a college would accept me already.  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted--congrats, you got a full-ride scholarship to Clown College!

I wish my brother would learn to shut the hell up.  

[jagged1]

Granted, he literally sews his mouth shut and you've got to pay to fix him.

I wish I could go to the math meet and celebrate Lunar New Year. (They're on the same day along with play practice and Science Fair. @_@; )