RIDDLES !!!

[PrincessDarkFire]

Have any riddles to tell?
If so please tell them here...

I'll start off with this one:

What is black and white and read all over?

A. - Newspaper  

[PrincessDarkFire]

Whats sometimes light, sometimes dark and sometimes both?

A. - The Moon  

[Recyclable Raccoon]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how many apples are in a barrel of grapes?

A - two and a half cups of coffee. xd

Ahem.. Family joke.  

[- Maxwell Night -]

to find your keys look in your pocket  

[noracerberus14]

what is green and red and spins around fast?????????????????  

[QueenDana123]

armygal1217

what is green and red and spins around fast?????????????????

so what is it?
riddels are mind blowing to me. sweatdrop  

[The Popetator]

Everyone should put there answers in white

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?

Answer in white:
Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free.  

[gothchick159]

armygal1217

what is green and red and spins around fast?????????????????

frog in a blender!  

[Teleninn]

This one some people may already know; it's known as the Riddle of the Sphinx:

What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?

Answer in white: A man. He crawls on his hands and knees as a baby, walks on two feet as an adult, and uses a cane as a senior.  

[Snicketfile2014]

jim & sue were found dead in a cabin. There is glas and water everywhere. the only furniture thats in the cabin it a table nailed to the groend, how did they die??

Answer in white:they are fish!