i have a whole like 44 page microsoft document full of my favorite Good Charlotte quotes here are some of my favorite ones:
Joel: Matt filled in for him last year when he got injured in a mugging.
Benji: A mugging?!
Joel: Yes, a mugging.
Benji: .I don't know anything about it.
"It's a lot of fun, the Internet. I think it's gonna be big."
- Benji
Benji: I like dark videos, I got Frankenstein on my shirt.
Joel: *confused look because Benji is random*
Joel: What do you think Benj?
Benji: ahh, shut up kid!
Benji: (talking about buying a cd) You can go to your local Target store
Joel: Tarjayyy
Benji: Yes, I used to work at Target. Uhh.long story, I got fired for painting a tuxedo on my naked body at a company function. the punch spilled, it was a mess.
Joel: Bad story.
Benji: Bad story.
Joel: I told you we knew NFG! I told you!
Benji: We weren't lying.
Chad from NFG: See this is what its all about.(shakes Joel's hand and gives Benji a hug, Chad's about a foot taller than Benji, he looks like a little boy hugging his dad).
Chad from NFG: All Things Rock! All Things Rock! (picks up some rocks and starts throwing them at Joel)
Benji: (responding to a post) I just want to say that if I was on the message board, if I do post, my name would be a lot cooler than All Things Benji. Sorry, its not me.
Joel: Once again, people are surfing the net on someone else's
Benji and Joel: someone else's surfboard. (both look at each other and giggle)
(Allan and Gina are interviewers)
Allan: "I hear you guys used to play at good ole fashioned barn raisers."
Benji: "But, there was a pay phone down the street so it's all good."
Gina: "Yes, electricity was just a stone's throw away."
Benji: "In the winter we burrowed."
*everyone laughs hysterically*
Benji: "What? That's what they called it."
Joel: "Shut up!"
Benji: "No, it's true. It's like a tradition. All of the families, they get cold and sleep together. They don't like sleep sleep together. It's called burrowing."
Aaron: "I ain't even gonna comment."
Gina: "They generate body heat."
Benji: "How do I know that? I don't know."
Allan: "You and your whole family spooning."
*everyone laughs*
Gina: "Mom, get off me, man. You're hot."
Benji: "Good Charlotte and Allan Scott. Spooning."
"You all may love Canada, I hate Canada!"
- Joel
"Corruption? What's that? No, we probably corrupted each other."
- Benji
Little Kid: "Hey benji, will you sign my report card?"
Benji: (looks around, trys not to laugh) "Wow, that's really good!"
*Pushes ring into Joel's cheek and watches it light up* "It's so purty!"
- Benji
"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MXPX. Cuz one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MXPX invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."
- Benji
Personally i think benji is the funny one he has more interesting things to say
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