Who's got some good ROFL moments? Eh? EHH?

[Killer Zeit]

Zeit!
i wish to put this in the recycle bin.
please.
whenever we make one.
because i laugh everytime i read it.

-D[[A]]

Well, yeah. We all see hilarious quotes on Gaia.
Here is my own personal stash. (Also in my profile, but, you know. I can't keep shoving those quotes in there forever.)

POST YOURS!

Prince_Of_Space

GreyGoose91

Dead girls can't say no.

And neither do goats, a/s/l?

Hotel_Yorba

FifiLynn

My friends aren't very trusting. I need to get better ones that are better than for just smoking pot with.

Same here. My friends are starting to smell like bloody tampons.

Kaderu

My mother does not have the ability to put ice cream back in the freezer. She puts it in the fridge. Everytime. Must be in her genes...

Shiny Plastic Reborn

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THAT OF A WOMAN'S SCORN. I learned that the hard way.

Atrimes

Personally, Simmons scares me. I think he's gay sometimes.

Sonya DeLaqoure

Kay, I want to have your babies. o_o

PinkFuzzyTacos

Zeit Rachen Havoc

PinkFuzzyTacos

Drink a nice cold Jesus. He has a higher alcohol content. After all, his blood is made of wine.

Yeah, I know that much.
Hey, I like your taco. <3

lol
It likes you too.

Nasis Sukiyo

Albino Nigguh

Nasis Sukiyo

So, my son, at the lovely age of 4, has decided he wants to be on TV. In fact, he's gotten pretty adiment about it. I want to hear from some people who know some info on this kind of stuff, so, dicuss children acting.

You have a son and you can't spell adamant. xd

Yes, for some reason, squeezing a child out of my uterus didn't make me into a good speller. I don't understand it either.

Alde

sweetVicki

Alde

You fell for a screamer?

lol.

lol no it wasn't a screamer
IT WAS GNARLS BARKLEY LOL.

lol gnarls barkley

ROCKSTAR ANIMAL!

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Well, this is cute, but not really 'romantic.'

One time my boyfriend bought me a single rose with his bus fair. o_o

ANIMAL THINK THAT SWEET.

IT SAY "GIVE FLOWER MORE IMPORTANT THAN GO AWAY."

ROCKSTAR ANIMAL!

(no subject)

Romance is BS.

ROMANCE IS BATTLESHIP?

xmoofyx

emoprincess89

Hello im new in here!!!!!! and i need friends!!!!! please everyone is welcome 3nodding

RUN.
RUN WHILE YOU STILL ******** CAN.

The Scrivinator

You know the world's going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush,' 'd**k,' and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

Sith Lord Ali

`Condom Baby`

Sith Lord Ali

I almost had a kid once with someone. Abortion fixes everything.

But damn @ that girl. gonk

I lost all respect for you.

rofl when did anyone ever have respect for me

Zivia

LostOne_sf

Snake sex can last between 6 and 12 hours.

No wonder there are so many ******** snakes on that ******** plane.

toonhank1

lowtiger90

i am allergic to the sun!! my dermatologist even said so. it is so weird.

what happends if u touch the sun

I R TEH NAMEDROP MUDKIPZ

Dear Zeit Rachen Havoc,
I would turn lesbian just for you. I am aware that you have a boyfriend, but don't worry: I will (figuratively) drown him in a lake so you can let your secret passions for me be free, and we can have hot lesbian sex.

Love,
I R TEH NAMEDROP MUDKIPZ

The Little Emo Girl

Burn your friends
Burn your friends
Burn your friends
Burn your friends

I SET
MY FRIENDS
ON FIRE

Thats all you need now
Is to Die Romantic

We're the suffering

Grammardor

I'M RLY A GIRL

WiccanBitch

SO YEAH! your going to hell 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding have fun

i heard theres a slide to hell im not sure O.o

ill see you there ^_^

Anima_Raptor

Before I met my Yaoi Fangirl love of my life.

Gay [-------------------I-----------X------] Strait


A year after meeting my Yaoi Fangirl love of my life.

Gay [-------------------IX-----------------]


An estimate of a year from now.

Gay [-------X----------I-------------------]

xp

[Shiitfaced] v.5

Omg. An internet forum war.
I don't think I'll ever mentally recover from the devastation.

-That Boy Needs Therapy -

zanpokto

-That Boy Needs Therapy -

YOU JUST HAVE TO SPREAD THE ******** WORD< LIKE UTTERLY BUTTERLY.
WEll, I think I speak for the collective humanity when I say
"SHUT THE ******** UP, AND GO THE ******** AWAY"

damn calm down you need some chill pills

I TOOK MY ******** CHILL PILLS!!1!
scream
THE PILLS, THEY DO NOTHING!

Chocolate-Jesus

I am currently having sex with everyone on the planet simultaneously.

Even you.

I N T R A N E T H E R O

WHAT IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD A GIRL SAY

Lanier`

"I forget how to walk sometimes... you know?"

o_o

Moterola

bonsushi

Ever seen a 32 string bass?

It's f***king ridiculous

I think I just s**t myself.

Sn0

If someone told me they had an account on Gaia during sex, it'd be a large turn off.

and i starve 3

god damnit, i hate s**t that startles me, and this s**t was the worst.

a nice lovely night with a beautifull woman leads to starve getting some bow chika wow wow, right?

so im going like a goddamn champ and nothing can stop me, not even the black guy in the room laughing as im destroying this chick, right?

she ******** queefed on my d**k.

i had to stop and just sit there for a moment, startled, shocked and a bit scared.

what the ********. ******** QUEEFNG ON MY GODDAMN d**k?

i kicked the b***h out, and drank till the unstoppable urge to shower died out.

LeakyArmpit

WOULD P.DIDDY'S NAME BE TRANSLATED AS
''El Papa De Poof''?
O_O

Princess Mikey

The White Beyonce

You know there's a music forum x_o

you know you can take your own advice and gtfo. x_____o;;;

lottingalot

[.Slick Candy.]

`Cause I wanna give you a taste...

Too Long.
Didn't read.
neutral

Of that sugar below my waist.

my god your illeterate

Taku-San Of Insanity

The Metal of Iron Steel

Lost sucks...

Well you are entitled to your opinion...but you are wrong.

 

[professionalpineapple]

Ahh, GD screenshots. I collect them. xD

In no particular order...











I've always enjoyed that one.








































There was also a thread called "******** yo' b***h in the a**" which still gives me the giggles. I really don't know why.

 

[Zealous Blue]

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

No. u_u

To be perfectly honest, I haven't ever LMAO'd. I've LOL'd but I've never been broken down by something I've read.

Even in real life I'm not much of a laugher. I grin when I'm happy. The only person funny enough to make me laugh is me.

However, I got a kick out of this
Leopard Leaps Into Man's Room, Man Wrestles Leopard in his underwear for 40 minutes.

Also, self-assuring Tales of Phantasia Screenshots that rock.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

No. u_u

To be perfectly honest, I haven't ever LMAO'd. I've LOL'd but I've never been broken down by something I've read.

Even in real life I'm not much of a laugher. I grin when I'm happy. The only person funny enough to make me laugh is me.

However, I got a kick out of this
Leopard Leaps Into Man's Room, Man Wrestles Leopard in his underwear for 40 minutes.

Also, self-assuring Tales of Phantasia Screenshots that rock.

WONDerful!  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I get that alot. cool