Metal Gear Solid...

[Killer Zeit]

Has been my favorite series of all time! Since the first one came out.


These are the games I had:

Metal Gear TX-55.
Metal Gear Solid.
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake.
Metal Gear Solid: Substance.
Metal Gear Solid: Sons of Liberty.
Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes.
Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater.
Metal Gear Ac!d.
Metal Gear Ac!d 2.
Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions.
Metal Gear Solid: TACTICS.
Metal Gear Solid: Integral.
Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops.
Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel.

I also had the Metal Gear Solid Drama CD (an import) and the Original Import of the Metal Gear Solid Soundtrack.

I've played every game and succeeded several times in acquiring every single ******** extra item you can get. I've spent countless hours playing these games, I know almost all the dialogue from heart, and can play them in record time.
I can play the full version of Sons of Liberty in 2 hours and 10 minutes.
That is the FASTEST time possible without watching cutscenes that you are able to pass.

This game has made me laugh, cry, and at the same time made me look like a ******** weirdo. I'm attached to this game much, MUCH more than any human being should love an inanimate object.

As you can tell, I do NOT have a Playstation 3 but I'm looking forward to Guns of the Patriots.
If I can't have my ******** METAL GEAR SOLID I will go batshit INSANE.

I MUST find a really good friend with one of these Playstation 3s.


In fact, I've considered (for a long time now) about buying a Playstation 3, and own it until I beat the game.
For once, I will not play the game over and over and over again, because I'll sell off my Playstation 3.

That is how serious I am.
Very serious.
I gotta have my David Hayter.

If you don't know ANYTHING about this game, which you should, you can read about it here.

I hope I never have to catch ANY of you clicking that. Ever.

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Metal Gear Solid is the ******** king.

I'll be getting a PS3 at some point just for Guns of the Patriots.
David Hayter is the man.

I'll even be getting Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Snake.

Thanks to Emulators I've played every MG game. I've bought every regular version and then suckered out and bought the Sustenance editions (which I mastered).

I even bought that shitty port for Gamecube. The soldiers all sounded Canadian.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Metal Gear Solid is the ******** king.

I'll be getting a PS3 at some point just for Guns of the Patriots.
David Hayter is the man.

I'll even be getting Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Snake.

Thanks to Emulators I've played every MG game. I've bought every regular version and then suckered out and bought the Sustenance editions (which I mastered).

I even bought that shitty port for Gamecube. The soldiers all sounded Canadian.

Sir, you ******** win.
You are my best friend.


And maybe if you were sitting here... JUST MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, you'd get some sex.

I'm ******** serious.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Metal Gear Solid is the ******** king.

I'll be getting a PS3 at some point just for Guns of the Patriots.
David Hayter is the man.

I'll even be getting Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Snake.

Thanks to Emulators I've played every MG game. I've bought every regular version and then suckered out and bought the Sustenance editions (which I mastered).

I even bought that shitty port for Gamecube. The soldiers all sounded Canadian.

Sir, you ******** win.
You are my best friend.


And maybe if you were sitting here... JUST MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, you'd get some sex.

I'm ******** serious.

SO AM I.

 

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Metal Gear Solid is the ******** king.

I'll be getting a PS3 at some point just for Guns of the Patriots.
David Hayter is the man.

I'll even be getting Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Snake.

Thanks to Emulators I've played every MG game. I've bought every regular version and then suckered out and bought the Sustenance editions (which I mastered).

I even bought that shitty port for Gamecube. The soldiers all sounded Canadian.

Sir, you ******** win.
You are my best friend.


And maybe if you were sitting here... JUST MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, you'd get some sex.

I'm ******** serious.

SO AM I.

LMAO.
Stop it. xD






...wow, those are pretty cheap for right now.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.

Ridin' the storm out! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) I'm ridin' the storm out!

...  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.

Ridin' the storm out! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) I'm ridin' the storm out!

...

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.

Ridin' the storm out! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) I'm ridin' the storm out!

...

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you

Haha. I know all these songs.
Since my dad has been an REO Speedwagon fan since... before they were called REO Speedwagon. o___O;  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.

Ridin' the storm out! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) I'm ridin' the storm out!

...

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you

Haha. I know all these songs.
Since my dad has been an REO Speedwagon fan since... before they were called REO Speedwagon. o___O;

Thats the advice I was alluding to though.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.

Ridin' the storm out! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) I'm ridin' the storm out!

...

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you

Haha. I know all these songs.
Since my dad has been an REO Speedwagon fan since... before they were called REO Speedwagon. o___O;

Thats the advice I was alluding to though.

Right. Sorry. D:  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I can't.

I'm taking advice straight from REO Speedwagon.

Ridin' the storm out! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) I'm ridin' the storm out!

...

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you

Haha. I know all these songs.
Since my dad has been an REO Speedwagon fan since... before they were called REO Speedwagon. o___O;

Thats the advice I was alluding to though.

Right. Sorry. D:

So you'll come pick me up at the station right?  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you

Haha. I know all these songs.
Since my dad has been an REO Speedwagon fan since... before they were called REO Speedwagon. o___O;

Thats the advice I was alluding to though.

Right. Sorry. D:

So you'll come pick me up at the station right?

I can't drive with anyone in my car under 20 years old in the first year of my licensure.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just want to keep on loving you

Haha. I know all these songs.
Since my dad has been an REO Speedwagon fan since... before they were called REO Speedwagon. o___O;

Thats the advice I was alluding to though.

Right. Sorry. D:

So you'll come pick me up at the station right?

I can't drive with anyone in my car under 20 years old in the first year of my licensure.

Whenever I get asked for my ID I tell them I lost my license for DUI. It never fails. After that, most times I can go wherever.  

[Love Plushi]

We just got Guns of the Patriots for the PS3! :O

It's hilarious for some reason. There are plenty of jokes, like in act 4 you get to go back to their first game in Shadow Moses.

Not to mention the graphics are awesome.

The story gets a little confusing, but it's really entertaining.