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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:29 pm
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Imagine there is a big contest with a prize for $1,000,000,000.
The challenge is that you have to ask an employee at a department store for the weirdest combination of items you can think of.
The WEIRDEST, GROSSEST, LARGEST, MOST INAPPROPRIATE combinations.
3, 2, 1, go! What would you ask for?
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:07 am
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"Oh uh, I might need alot of help" "Okay what can I help you with?" "Well it's kinda complicated." "Oh, well here at [storename] we do everything to please you, the customer." "Okay, you'll need a pad and a pen." "0_o You can't need that much stuff sir." "Trust me." A few minutes pass. "Okay ready" " Alright I'm gonna need a cucumber, some Vaseline, a baby monitor, a lawnmower that has automatic wheels, but only in the front, a few packs of condoms, a German SS officers official uniform, a pack of dog food, butcher knives, a first act guitar, a dead body.. Wait you don't sell those...Nevermind biggrin , alright what else? Um I'll also need some pain relief medicine and some Twinkies, some baby diapers, two birthday cards, and a birthday cake. Oh also some Cyanide. Mhm :3"
" O_o..um...what is this for?" " Does it matter?" "I'll have to call security" " [/sigh] It's for a Birthday party" "O_o I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
^^^true story, and while I was just ******** with them, it makes perfect sense. If you want I'll explain it to you in a pm.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:11 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:01 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:00 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex rayne_phantom Dr[[Acula]] me and my friends were talking and i had a step-o-meter, and they were like
dare ya to go to the store with Al or someone and ask for
a Box of condoms and a ***** class="clear"> step-o-meter? those the giantish treadmill style stairs that work like an esclator? No, it's a small device that senses vibratios and guages how many steps you take.
ohh those things on the ad for salads *from someplace I don't remeber* where the one girl has it on her belt and and takes the stairs instead of the elevator....
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:44 pm
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