The Caffeine Nuke: an easy, quick, fast energy blast!

[Da_Nuke]

Last year, I had to deal with the toughest subject in my major: digital electronics. I used to stay in the electronics lab until 9:00 PM, and then, I had to go home and do even more homework. Needless to say, I didn't even had the energies to do that. So I needed a way to get a powerful, inexpensive blast of pep. This is how I confectioned a specially prepared coffee that can give you a quick blast of energy, without having to spend $3 on a can of Red Bull, and without all the toxic s**t you find in these drinks: nothing but pure and raw natural caffeine. In my honor, I call it the "Caffeine Nuke". surprised

You need:

• A Bialetti coffee maker. You can find some of these at Ebay for some good $20.
  
• Ground coffee.
  
• 1 tablespoon of cream.
  
• 1-2 tablespoons of sugar, honey, or any kind of natural sweetener.

How to make it:

• Twist your coffee maker open.
  
• Remove the metallic funnel inside.
  
• Add 1 cup of water inside; if it's smaller, fill it until the water reaches the bronze valve.
  
• Place the funnel back in place and fill it with ground coffee.
  
• Twist your coffee maker close, and do it really strong, otherwise the water will leak and you won't have any coffee left!
  
• Put the whole thing in the stove.
  
• Turn on the fire and keep it low.
  
• Wait 5-10 minutes, or until you stop hearing the water bubbling inside.
  
• While the coffee is ready, put the cream and the sugar/honey/whatever you're using in the cup.
  
• Once it's ready, add the coffee to the cup, and mix.
  
• Drink the whole thing. The cream and the sugar will soften the espresso's super-strong taste without removing the caffeine.
  
• Feel all twitchy and jittery for 2-3 hours. biggrin

 

[My Name Is Porn]

i made that crap yesterday dude that fukin gooooood  

[Life is Love and Music]

ur right it is good!!!!  

[Shelby the Monkeygirl]

Surely a coffee sugar rush, what a blast.  

[yay_caffeine]

I make a caffeine nuke with energy drinks. Get a pitcher and a group of friends. Have each person bring a different energy drink and mix them together. Then spend the next 8 hours bouncing off the walls.  

[Pain-Glory 666]

Here is an alternate version:

Coffee(Any Style and flavor)(optional, but recommended)

Jolt(diluted so there are no bubbles)

1 spoonful of sugar

Spoonful of Ginseng

Cream

Proper sized container

Nuke in Micro for 1 min on high

Plug in your favorite Death Metal song (optional, if you want to burn some energy at the same time, LOL)

Chug this s*** down, may taste nasty, but will keep you awake or kill you, LOLZ twisted


twisted  

[Boxed Vixen]

HOLY ******** THATS GOOD s**t!!