Join The Clone Army Today!

Ever feel suppressed by The Man?
Ever wonder, when will my life get easier?
Tired of working your gloveless, peasant hands to the bone?

Look no further than the Clone Army to settle your problems!!!

Join the Clone Army at your own risk. Any confusion, fear, anxiety, disease, lemon, face, eggs, or ears due to a want for individuality will be dealt with in a swift and efficient manor.