AWKWARD DANCE PARTAYYYY

[b0ybands]

I remember this one time, when I was 8-ish, my cousins came to my house, and we went to my parents' room and put on music and jumped on the bed and this does not sound sexual, no it does not. D:
Anyways, we were dancing on the bed to Z-95.7. cool in a non-sexual way, of course. DANCE PARTAYYY.
We got my dad to hold the flashlight for us.


It was AWKWARD.
It wasn't awkward back then, but now that I think about it, IT WAS SO GOD DAMN AWKWARD. ;o;

Awkward things make me want to cry.
Whenever something is too awkward, I'm just, "OGOD I NEED TO CRY, BRB," but after I leave the awkward situation, I don't want to cry anymore. Wonder why that is.




Discusssss:
Awkward things that make you want to cry.  

[Killer Zeit]

I hate when my mom screams at me in public to do something I'm already doing, then I freak out and start to cry.

And she's smacked me ******** HARD in front of HUGE CROWDS of people on occassion. Then I cry.  

[b0ybands]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

I hate when my mom screams at me in public to do something I'm already doing, then I freak out and start to cry.

And she's smacked me ******** HARD in front of HUGE CROWDS of people on occassion. Then I cry.

That's the WORST. D:

Or when your parents are behaving lame and parent-like, and are completely oblivious to how STUPID AND AWKWARD they're being, and ohmygosh it's awful. D:  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I love awkward.

I don't share your issues with parents. I've never accepted anyones s**t since I turned 13.  

[b0ybands]

The Mighty Z-Rex

I love awkward.

I don't share your issues with parents. I've never accepted anyones s**t since I turned 13.

You are so damn lucky.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

I love awkward.

I don't share your issues with parents. I've never accepted anyones s**t since I turned 13.

My mom still does it.
The last time she smacked me, though, I think I was about to turn 15, and I think I remember defending myself. >>;
It was scary.

There was also a time, I was in 4th grade and she was dropping me off to school and I forget what I did but she hit me ( with her fist ) in my chest.
It really hurt so I told my dad about it and my mom just lied her a** off.

Well, my dad's like: A 4th grader wouldn't lie that way.
I'm crying, and my mom is just lying away...

And you know that awkwardness when you like someone and they like you but you're not together? I LOVE that awkward. >_>  

[Status Quo Joe]

once my best friends girlfriend stuck her hand down my pants.
Sure, I like her, but she was right next to him.
I freaked out and kinda walked away.  

[Killer Zeit]

TEH ANARCHYZ

once my best friends girlfriend stuck her hand down my pants.
Sure, I like her, but she was right next to him.
I freaked out and kinda walked away.

I was rammed in the a** by the guy I like at Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was getting de-virginized. ._.;  

[Status Quo Joe]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

TEH ANARCHYZ

once my best friends girlfriend stuck her hand down my pants.
Sure, I like her, but she was right next to him.
I freaked out and kinda walked away.

I was rammed in the a** by the guy I like at Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was getting de-virginized. ._.;

Wow...wow.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I love awkward.

I don't share your issues with parents. I've never accepted anyones s**t since I turned 13.

My mom still does it.
The last time she smacked me, though, I think I was about to turn 15, and I think I remember defending myself. >>;
It was scary.

There was also a time, I was in 4th grade and she was dropping me off to school and I forget what I did but she hit me ( with her fist ) in my chest.
It really hurt so I told my dad about it and my mom just lied her a** off.

Well, my dad's like: A 4th grader wouldn't lie that way.
I'm crying, and my mom is just lying away...

And you know that awkwardness when you like someone and they like you but you're not together? I LOVE that awkward. >_>

If that's how you feel, just let me know. wink (P.S. I'll also ram your a**).

My mother does that s**t all day long. She'll sit here and b***h about my brothers and my father to me till they get home and then she'll tell my father I was doing this or that and she didn't like it. It's ridiculous. It's gotten to the point (only took 21 years of their marriage) where my father comes home and says "Keep your ******** shut Dorithy (that's how he pronounces it) unless you've got something useful to say."

I fail to see how I'm lucky. Luck doesn't apply here, Izzy. When someone starts in with me I'll end with as quick as possible. Most people want to feel tough with their mouths and the second it turns physical they aren't getting their rocks off anymore.  

[Killer Zeit]

TEH ANARCHYZ

Zeit Rachen Havoc

TEH ANARCHYZ

once my best friends girlfriend stuck her hand down my pants.
Sure, I like her, but she was right next to him.
I freaked out and kinda walked away.

I was rammed in the a** by the guy I like at Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was getting de-virginized. ._.;

Wow...wow.

I has a picture.





I'm laughing so hard because the girl to the left of me was ******** drunk out of her MIND, and she kept saying stupid s**t. xDDD Lol.

"That's just how it happens."
"What?"
"Hi."
"Hi..."
"I ********. Drink."
"Uh huh."
"I need another."
"You hair is like a clooouuddd of smoke~!"

xD  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I think you were just embarrassed.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

I think you were just embarrassed.

No. If I were going to be embarrassed, I wouldn't have gone up. ._.
Plus I've seen what they do to virgins. >_> I wasn't like... jumped upon unexpectetdly. xD  

[b0ybands]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I love awkward.

I don't share your issues with parents. I've never accepted anyones s**t since I turned 13.

My mom still does it.
The last time she smacked me, though, I think I was about to turn 15, and I think I remember defending myself. >>;
It was scary.

There was also a time, I was in 4th grade and she was dropping me off to school and I forget what I did but she hit me ( with her fist ) in my chest.
It really hurt so I told my dad about it and my mom just lied her a** off.

Well, my dad's like: A 4th grader wouldn't lie that way.
I'm crying, and my mom is just lying away...

And you know that awkwardness when you like someone and they like you but you're not together? I LOVE that awkward. >_>

If that's how you feel, just let me know. wink (P.S. I'll also ram your a**).

My mother does that s**t all day long. She'll sit here and b***h about my brothers and my father to me till they get home and then she'll tell my father I was doing this or that and she didn't like it. It's ridiculous. It's gotten to the point (only took 21 years of their marriage) where my father comes home and says "Keep your ******** shut Dorithy (that's how he pronounces it) unless you've got something useful to say."

I fail to see how I'm lucky. Luck doesn't apply here, Izzy. When someone starts in with me I'll end with as quick as possible. Most people want to feel tough with their mouths and the second it turns physical they aren't getting their rocks off anymore.

I usually try to do that, but they don't quit with me.
I'm like "shutup," and they're like, "lolno."
And I can never be mean to people because I'm too damn nice. D:  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

I think you were just embarrassed.

No. If I were going to be embarrassed, I wouldn't have gone up. ._.
Plus I've seen what they do to virgins. >_> I wasn't like... jumped upon unexpectetdly. xD

Oooh, but Rocky is your favorite.

Izzy - That's a problem. You can't expect people to treat you with respect if you're nice.