Teach Me oh Knowledgeable ones!

[-2 Z Zelly]

I need yo learn to be an a**, so teach me oh great ones!  

[16bit-Plumber]

ok first lesson when someone asks you a question..you answer then in obvious ways..l
ike how do i catch this pokemon..

you would reply with a pokeball(kunx fav thing to say)

anywone else?  

[16bit-Plumber]

oh another one..you have to always act like you rbetter than everyone else..

when someone says something..you 1 up them

like if i was to say I just got 100$ bucks for my b-day

you reply well i got 300$ a PS3  

[Jonnnn]

Argue with EVERYTHING. It doesnt matter if you agree with them, just argue for the sake of showing them up.  

[Shigeru the Hero]

When people make threads like these, you spare no time when it comes to flaming them.

You address their faults and if you can, their insecurities.

For example,

Zell, can you fill me in on what this thread has to do with Pokemon? Yet you've made it in a Pokemon guild. Not even in the guild's chatterbox. Why be an a** anyways, trying to perfect your mini-nit status?  

[-2 Z Zelly]

no i tried to be an a** to a person and it didn't owkr and i got laughed at....  

[Shigeru the Hero]

Then stop trying.  

[16bit-Plumber]

sweatdrop you have to cuss at them every five seconds..and make sexual jokes about there mom(if there not related to you)...and talk aout how they have crabs(thats my fav.)  

[iOath]

Uh...Be yourself? =P You seem mean enough.  

[Shigeru the Hero]

16bit-Plumber

sweatdrop you have to cuss at them every five seconds..and make sexual jokes about there mom(if there not related to you)...and talk aout how they have crabs(thats my fav.)

That doesn't make you an a**. That makes you a freak.

Speaking of aquatic pets does not make you an a**. Though if you're really knowledgable, you're cool in my book. Fish are cool.  

[Jonnnn]

16bit-Plumber

sweatdrop you have to cuss at them every five seconds..and make sexual jokes about there mom(if there not related to you)...and talk aout how they have crabs(thats my fav.)

No no no. For proper trolling you have to be calm and point out there insecurities, like Shigeru said. Random insults make you look like a angsty teen, and usually people don't take you seriously.  

[ravemaster47]

shigeru is right, for once, moving to chatter box.  

[iOath]

Or he could hang out in the GD for the next few weeks.  

[Shigeru the Hero]

ravemaster47

shigeru is right, for once, moving to chatter box.

For once? No. I've lost count of how many times my arguments were right. It's just the corrupt law system here over-powers righteousness. Yeah.

Good move though. Took a while.  

[16bit-Plumber]

wait i thought he wanted to be an a** in genreal..lol then letting someone they have crabs isnt effective..usually
lol if you really wanna piss someone off..find someone else who hates them and talk about why you whate them in there thread