Gothic pick-up lines

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Create your own obnoxious and/or stupid pick-up lines and post them here whee (just be sure to not embarrass yourself by actually using them D: )

I'll start:

"Hey, I'll be your Budgie if you'll be my Siouxsie"
"I may be a bat, but it doesn't hang upside-down"  

[Rellik San]

"That a coffin in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me."

"I love a girl who has her corset so tight she can't breath."

"So your name is Sally huh? what a coincidence, I'm Jack."  

[IY_and_MCR]

"You've got the blood of angels in your veins. Having it roll across my tounge is like being lifted up to the heavens"

"The insanity brings out your eyes"

Yeah, babeh XD  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

Just of the top of my head.

"Does the sky weep for you as much as I do"  

[OverlordMMM]

.....your coffin or mine?...

....your neck looks lovely tonight...

.....I love you...crucify my heart and hope to live... (rather than "cross my heart and hope to die)

.....when I met you, it was love at first stalking.....

....the moon must be jealous, because your skin glows whiter....






.....what do you think?...  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Hahaha, great stuff, guys xd (even the one off the top of Fenrir's head)  

[Beatngufan]

" I'm a bat queen looking for my raven king!" for someone who is wanting a long term relationship

" Lets make sweet love in my dungeon." for a goth who loves kinky one stands or for professor snape :OD

" I have a black leather condom in my bookbag." for the occasional atypical gothic slut  

[Isobel Bellamy]

OverlordMMM

....your neck looks lovely tonight...


.....what do you think?...

I use that! (ish)

my favourite compliment is "you have a cute jugular" following intent staring at neck and possible stroking of said vein xd  

[IY_and_MCR]

"How'd you like to see my bat cave?"  

[OverlordMMM]

IY_and_MCR

"How'd you like to see my bat cave?"

....sounds more like a pick-up line from batman......


.....hmm...lets see what else I can come up with....


Hello. My name is Dr. Jekyll and if you come to my room, I'll introduce you to Mr. Hyde. *grins slyly*


Your blood is red,
Your veins are blue,
I shall give
My heart to you.  

[Rellik San]

I'd give you my heart in a box.... literally.

You must be well rested... you've been lying in a coffin in my mind all day.  

[Loki Iago]

From South Park: "I miss seeing you so bad, I wanna slice out my eyes with razor blades."  

[OverlordMMM]

Before I met you, I thought I'd have to dig something up to find beauty.....  

[Rellik San]

For the girls to use:
I can stay completely still, I'm on my period and own a coffin... what more do you want.  

[Henneth Annun]

Here's one that makes fun of..........you guessed!

...Anne Rice could never convey the pain I feel when I look at you...
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At a bar, tilt your head away, revealing you neck and say "want a drink?"

"Your hands are so cold I thought you were an angel's corpse"

"My coffin's big enough for two"

To someone wearing all black, "the black intensifies your beautiful, pale glow"