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Qtip577 the Mutant Hissi
Two Minds-The Ballad Of Qtip

Just hatch'd from her egg, the Eyrie stood,
Her emerald feathers beautiful and new,
O, how excited she was to be free from her egg,
To experience life in Neopia!

But she soon grew tired of her feathers,
"My name is ridiculous!" She thought.
O, how she longed for change,
To be free of this feathery body!

One horrid day she saw new, reptillian Neopets,
And grew jealous of their splendor.
O, how she envied their grace,
To be part of this marvellous species!

Her owner had brought her a special present,
And told her to drink.
O, how happy she was,
To be free from this monotonous life!

She drank, and her body snaked out behind her,
Her head had split in two!
O, how joyful she was,
To be a beautiful Hissi!

Qtip was never depressed again,
Her two heads dubbed Tak and Mimi.
O, how lovely it was,
To be a graceful Mutant!