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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:10 pm
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> * 1.Whistle the first few notes of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" > incessantly while in his presence. > * 2.Get many "Property of---" stickers. Place them on everything he > owns. This includes Nigini. > * 3.Wear cheap muggle X-ray glasses to the next Death Eater meeting. > Leer suggestively at him. > * 4.Leave candy and flowers at his chamber door. Blame Malfoy. > * 5.Buy him a cell phone. Call him at odd hours of the night, claiming > you have the wrong phone number. > * Dress up as Harry Potter for Halloween. Get a friend and reenact all > the times Harry Potter kicked his a**. > * 6.Sneak a red sock into his bleached laundry so that he ends up with > pink underwear > * 7. Kidnap Wormtail and replace him with a real rat and let Voldemort > embarrass himself by talking to it > * 8.Send a bunch of owls to his "secret" hideout and train them to all > use the bathroom on his house > * 9.Get him a Teddy bear. Tell him it might help his 'anger problem'. > * Send him a mutilated arm with a card that says "From Wormtail, with > love." > * 10.Get him drunk. Get him VERY drunk. Video tape all the blackmail > worthy events. Discreetly send the tape to Dumbledore. > * 11.Meow occasionally during the Death Eater meetings > * 12. Send cheerleaders to the next meeting. ("Give me a 'V'! Give me an > "O'! Give me a 'L'!!) > * 13.Throw slices of cheese at him. When you finally hit his face, yell > "WOO!" and then run for your life. > * 14.Hire a mime to mimic his every movement. > * 15.Tie him down and make him watch non-stop Disney movies > * 16.Make passes at him. Use annoying lines such as "Hey Voldie, do you > believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" > * 18.at a Death Eater's meeting... See who can > yell it the loudest, before Voldemort kills them. > * 19. Anything he says, say Why? > * 20.Mimic everything he does. > * 21.Say, so, how many 1 year olds have defeated you THIS week, > voldy? > * 22.Buy him head polish > * Call him 'mommy's little Tommy' > * 24.Constantly repeat the name of his least favorite food, alternating > on 'kumquat' every tenth time. > * 25.Tell him "You're just the cutest little witch I've ever seen!" in > baby talk > * 26.Bring a toaster to the next death eater meeting, and offer him an English muffin.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:31 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:19 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:16 pm
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