Your Absolute Favorite Quotes from Edward in all three books

[BellaGrl]

Hey everyone! I just really would like to know what your favorite quotes are! I'm writing a paper on all three books in my English class and thought this would be a fun way to collect quotes!  

[ObsessionIsSuchAnUglyWord]

Mine is from Twilight, "Well..... I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Love that line. 3nodding  

[ceebeedubs]

Mine's from New Moon x3

Edward-"All right. Forget time limits. If you want to be the one-then you'll just have to meet one condition."

Bella-"Condition? What condition?"

Edward-"Marry me first."

Bella-"...Okay, where's the punch line?"

Edward-"You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke."

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[Snowflake_Cat]

Bella: "So what your saying is that I'm your brand of Heroin?"

Edward: "Yes. Yes you are EXACTLY my brand of Heroin."

and

Bella: "You were bitten by a radioactive spider?"

Edward: "Thats not creative."

Bella: "Its all I got."

Edward: "Try again."

Bella: " So no spiders?"

Edward: "No."

Bella: "No radioactivity?"

Edward: "No."

Bella: "Dang..."  

[CelticPrincessMe]

My favorite is:

I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame and this is what I get? Maybe i should infuriate you more often.  

[mop top]

Edward: I prefer brunettes.

heart heart heart  

[Level_E_Vampire]

Edward:"So eager for eternal damnination"  

[Elzabub]

Edward to Jacob:
"I'm not going to kill you now, because it would upset Bella."  

[Cereal Strawz]

I...have it in my signature. xD  

[black_stars91]

I love the whold chapter in Eclipse where they are alone in his room and it takes him forever to figure it out. soo funny.  

[Fiorghra]

"I figured as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it throughraly" -Edward.  

[PurpleViolinist]

Everything that he says throughout the course of the entire series? Oh wait, you're looking for specifics? Dang.

Edward: Why is the plane crashing?
Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk.
Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane.
Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth.
Edward: I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.

Love that one... XD  

[PiiKA x chu]

I can't remember exactly, but I'll try.
It's in Eclipse when they're in Bella's front yard after she broke her hand punching Jacob in the face, and it goes something like this.

Edward: And if you ever kiss her again, I'll brake your jaw for her.
Jacob: What if she wants me to?
Edward: Then I'll have no problem with it. But next time, trying actually asking her instead of trying to read her body language. But, it's your face.

I was laughing SO hard at that. But I know that's not exactly what they say, I don't have my book.  

[aprildee13]

Edward: Friends dont let friends drive drunk
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: Your intoxicated by my very presence.

I love that  

[Snowflake_Cat]

OMG I love all of these!