post any Chuck Norris jokes you can find or think of
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:42 am
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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