LAME Jokes

[see weed mermaid]

I got the idea to make a joke thread after seeing the one with rude jokes. xp

Anyway, onto the lame jokes! Contribute your own lameness!


p.s. Hello again, GG?G!


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Two peanuts were walking down a spooky path. One was assaulted.

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A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter."

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What's big and brown and walks through walls? Spooky Dooky.
lol....

 

[Rellik San]

Two men walk into a bar... you think one them would've seen it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says "This isn't a joke is it?"  

[OverlordMMM]

Riddler: Riddle me this, what happens to the Batman when his wings are clipped?

Batman: I become Ratman! *punches Riddler in the face*

Joker: *laughs hysterically*  

[Awesome Akwardness]

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman-Sexual harrasment
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man-3.50 a minute  

[Rellik San]

The lamest joke of all:
Self-Proclaimed Emo Kids.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

"Your face,ha!"

That is a lame insult aswell as joke rolled into one.