Welcome to my Office! Obviously you have found out my password
(how did you guess it was "rimpepletositpmeooplous"?!?!),
or you wouldn't be here. Unless a teacher has brought you here, and
if that's the case, shame on you!
Please feel free to open up a conversation with me! It does get lonely from time to time.
{Insert Spiffyness}
Even better, perhaps you'd like to stop by my office in Towns.
My office is Located here
(Please note that I am a very busy guy so I seldom can be seen walking around my office there, but I'd still love for you to visit)