Cats have been associated with humans for at least 9,500

[Rathmanian]

Years.
3nodding
Cause we're pretty 1337.

 

[mAn-kAt]

Damn straight we're 1337  

[The Hippocratic Oaf]

But the earth isn't even that old. :[  

[Kitten Rose73]

meow  

[Dragonfire Goddess]

The Hippocratic Oaf

But the earth isn't even that old. :[

What the hell? Of course it is you goofball. xd  

[capcartoonist]

The Hippocratic Oaf

But the earth isn't even that old. :[

Yes it is. It was made 9500 years ago by the Glorious Giant Pink Unicorn as a preserve for cats. Humans were added later to serve the cats.

I know this is true because Saint Bast appeared to me and dictated the Holy Book of the Unicorn which I wrote down, in crayon, on gold-plated sheets of vellum. And, no, you cannot see the original book, you non-believer.  

[capcartoonist]

Dogs have been with us for 15,000 years.