Beware, all Twilight readers. [Grammar horror story.]

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3879551/1/Twila_The_Girl_Who_Waz_In_Luv_With_A_Vampyre
One thing that popped into my mind:
That piece of crap indecent writing gives a bad name to Twilight. I love that book. Actually, I'm reading it right now. And my friend showed me that...
And I pretty much had a minor heart attack.
x.x

[[&& About the poll question, should the question mark be in or out of the quotation marks?]]

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[MyOwnBestCritic]

I'm not really that into it. I read the first couple chapters of the first book and put it down. However... that fic gives me nightmares. "Luv?" Eck.

[[It depends on your region, but it's usually correct inside. ^.^]]  

[Psychotic Daizy Dukes]

My Reveiw

I hardly read that and I almost puked. That was terrible. Fanfiction should be for the people who are actually serious aout writing. And honey, if you're an Atheist, you don't believe in Satan. Atheists are people who have no reigion. You're a Satanist, and you give a bad name to Satanists everywhere. I'm pretty sure they actually have a grip on whatever langage they speak.

I haven't read Twilight, but I'm planning to. "Organism"... 'the

[Galad Aglaron]

Half the world seems to love Twilight, the other half seems to hate it.

Obviously, this Twila (named so by parents who supposedly love her, no doubt) has the brains of a lobotomized earwig, the imaginative capacity of a braindead teaspoon and a grasp of the laws of English not dissimilar to that which a disabled clam has of mountaineering. Fear not, there is a circle of Hell reserved for those like her.  

[sayaandtenshi]

Though I hate the book that is horrible. It basically butchers the book.  

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MyOwnBestCritic

I'm not really that into it. I read the first couple chapters of the first book and put it down. However... that fic gives me nightmares. "Luv?" Eck.

[[It depends on your region, but it's usually correct inside. ^.^]]

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Ah. Yeah, There's a lot of people I know who don't really like the book. I understand.
And yeah, that fic.. -Puke-

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Nina Orusa

My Reveiw

I hardly read that and I almost puked. That was terrible. Fanfiction should be for the people who are actually serious aout writing. And honey, if you're an Atheist, you don't believe in Satan. Atheists are people who have no reigion. You're a Satanist, and you give a bad name to Satanists everywhere. I'm pretty sure they actually have a grip on whatever langage they speak.

I haven't read Twilight, but I'm planning to. "Organism"... 'the f**k?

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Mmm. My friends who read it all loved it, but some people didn't.
I really hope you'll like it.

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Galad Damodred

Half the world seems to love Twilight, the other half seems to hate it.

Obviously, this Twila (named so by parents who supposedly love her, no doubt) has the brains of a lobotomized earwig, the imaginative capacity of a braindead teaspoon and a grasp of the laws of English not dissimilar to that which a disabled clam has of mountaineering. Fear not, there is a circle of Hell reserved for those like her.

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Everything you said was completely true. I couldn't have put it in better words.
And yes, it does seem that while one half of the world absolutely adores Twilight, the other half despises or doesn't really like it.
It just depends on what kind of writing you like, I guess.
And god, I hope I never see anything like that piece of crap writing again.

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sayaandtenshi

Though I hate the book that is horrible. It basically butchers the book.

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I know, right? Even if a person doesn't like Twilight, they have to agree that that fan-fic totally butchered the book.
I bet, if Stephenie Meyer ever sees that, she'll go crazy.
And, I also bet that people who read that fan-fic before reading Twilight, they'd hate the book before they even gave it a chance.
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[Psychotic Daizy Dukes]

I'm sure she's the reason authors ask for people to not create fanfictions of their books. J.K.R, please, save yourself.

'My Immortal' Ugh...  

[Zen Bassist]

I don't really understand how people other than testosterone-filled males can hate the book. It's a beautiful book, and I can relate to it in just about every way, save for the whole vampire/werewolf thing. I can even see Bella's friends in my own friends at school and everything. It's nuts.  

[Zen Bassist]

I just read 2 and a half chapters of that. Not only did she call the "Alice" knock-off character five different names she got her sex terms mixed up. She spelled "Come" like "c**" and "Orgasm" like "Organism."

Oh, the grammar was quite funny at the start, but I stopped when she mangled Evanessence so bad I had to actually think to myself what kind of band would open for My Chemical Romance. My bet is that she is a teenager, and the sheer fact she likes the song "Teenagers" is a really sad thing, since it's derrogatory(Spelling on that?) towards teens.  

[Winter Nightroad]

Ok, I haven't read the book that story is based on but I can't believe how terrible that writing is. Anyway, if you aren't going to take your time to type out sentences that look halfway decent then you shouldn't put it on fanfiction.net and make a complete fool of yourself.  

[XXPosionAngel100XX]

Oh...... my...... god....*shocked*
That was the worst grammer I have ever seen. Plus "Twilight" was a really good book, you shouldn't mess with the story in the first place.  

[ecelyfe]

... Not only did the grammar and spelling suck, she got her facts wrong. Atheism... -- or whatever it's called -- Is not obsessed with Satan [she was obviously raised in a family where atheism is referred to worshiping the "Devil" or so to speak... No offense to anyone though] ... That's something else... I never read the book, but still... From what I've heard what the real book is like, this fan-fic is... A no-no. Ew.