Scenes we like to see: What not to say in a presidential run

[Rellik San]

I post an idea for a scene, and you guys riff of it.

I.E. Things the Queen will not be saying in her speech.

"I'm a killer.... Queeeeeen."

"You'll get the crown Charlie... when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

Ok so scene 1:

Rejected Harry Potter titles:  

[Free the immortal]

harry potter and the hill billy's tomb.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Harry Potter and Gall Stone.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Harry Potter and The Child Molestor? confused

I take it this is supposed to be like "Who's line is it anyway"? biggrin  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Guantanamo Bay  

[Rellik San]

Blackrose Kaire

Harry Potter and The Child Molestor? confused

I take it this is supposed to be like "Who's line is it anyway"? biggrin

Crossed with Mock the Week yeah. smile


Harry Potter and the ASBO  

[IY_and_MCR]

I've had this discussion before. The future result of a misguided necromancer bringing Rowling back from the dead as a writting zombie.
Book #225: Harry Potter and the Mysterious Stain
Book #345: Harry Potter and the Klan of Tennessee
Book #546: Harry Potter and the Pimp  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Harry Potter and the Butterbeer Intoxication
Hermione Granger and the Age of Consent
A Potter Fanatic's Guide to Avoiding Spoilers  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Absinthe.  

[Rellik San]

Harry Potter and the Church of England  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Harry Potter and the Battle with Male Patterned Baldness  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Harry Potter and the Unexplained Fires.  

[Rellik San]

Harry Potter and Snapes secret dungeon.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Harry Potter and the Goth Phase.  

[Rellik San]

Harry Potter and Snapes Pole