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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:06 pm
Well, while lookin about on faceparty, I noticed this lovely section on someone's profile....
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rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh
dnt msg me if!!!!
1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1!
2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt!
3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol)
4)if u got nowt nice to se!
5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother!
6)if ya ginger!lol,jk
7)if u show off!
cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn!
9)if ya a perv!
10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol.ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS! mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache'' lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me ''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight! no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!!
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It was typed by some random british girl. Lovely.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:28 pm
eek *twitch*
Wo-ow. She needs some help.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:20 pm
She needs help and I need my brain cells back. That was hard to understand.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:25 pm
Well folks, she stated it herself, "10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non"
There's one difference between the universe and ignorance. The universe has bounds. -Albert Einstein.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:57 am
What the... if you're a what 50 year old?
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:20 am
eek I wish I could say something without ranting forever.
Well, she did state it herself. "I ain't got one."
"I don't have any."
Well, at least she's honest. I don't know too many people like that.
-walks away-
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:49 am
I can't even understand the meaning to this.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:47 pm
Robthebob Well, while lookin about on faceparty, I noticed this lovely section on someone's profile.... ------------------- rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh dnt msg me if!!!! 1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1! 2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt! 3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol) 4)if u got nowt nice to se! 5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother! 6)if ya ginger!lol,jk 7)if u show off! cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn! 9)if ya a perv! 10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol.ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS! mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache'' lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me ''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight! no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!! ---------------- It was typed by some random british girl. Lovely. Well, she didn't say anything about telling her how bad her grammar is. Maybe we should do that to her in her face. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:46 am
Let it be known that this mangled block of a sorry excuse called text is no better than toilet paper! scream Well, let's translate this b*****d. Some Lovely Brit Girl rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh dnt msg me if!!!! 1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1! 2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt! 3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol) 4)if u got nowt nice to se! 5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother! 6)if ya ginger!lol,jk 7)if u show off! cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn! 9)if ya a perv! 10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol.ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS! mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache'' lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me ''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight! no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!! Okay, her name's Jessica Jai Daviez, and she doesn't want to be IM'd from: - Weirdos - People with weird hair - People with big heads and egos (this is a guess) - People with nothing nice to say (preferably about her) - People around fifty years old (frickin' ageist) - Ginger (joking) - Druggies - Perverts And most importantly, people who want to have sex with her. (Like they would want her offspring. stare ) That, and in typical text-talking fashion, she yells in a garbled sense not to post pictures and some message about how good-looking they are. She notes to her boyfriend Rodney, and then tells him to go IM someone else...probably an ex-boyfriend. This makes me wonder...is she smarter than a fifth grader, really? lol Has she even passed elementary??? eek For all that are curious, hope the translation helps! wink
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:44 am
It's people like this that make me a pessimist in the human condition...
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:07 am
I think her mum and dad fed her on anti-braincell medicine. Well, I am from Norway and I type even better.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:35 pm
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Thats disgusting.
♥..............♥
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:06 am
You despair at just reading that? I am British and I have to live with being from the same country as people like that! Check out Bebo if you want a really good laugh/cry at the pitiful state of teen literacy (or lack thereof) in this country.
I'm planning on emigrating, however, so all is not lost.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:43 pm
I wish that I could honestly say that I understood that.
But then I'd be a liar.
You have to wonder how many times she was beaten over the head with a chair as a baby... I'm thinking 40, any other guesses?
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:05 pm
 I'm going to try my hardest to try to understand this, and translate it for y'all's convenience.
"rite!!! well am jessica jai daviez...and im off my head,lol....meewahh
dnt msg me if!!!!"
Right! Well, I'm Jessica Jai Daviez ... And I'm off my head, lol. Muah! Don't message me if:
"1)if u r a weirdo n luk like 1!"
If you're a weirdo and look like one!
"2)if uv got gay hair defo dnt!"
If you've got gay hair, definitely don't!
"3)if u fancy yasen!cnt stand big headed bastards(excuse mi dutch lol)"
If you fancy (don't know what this means)! Can't stand big-headed bastards (excuse my Dutch, lol.)
"4)if u got nowt nice to se!"
If you've got (?) nice to see/say (don't get it)!
"5)if ur bart 50yr old dnt even fkin bother!"
If you're (?) a 50-year-old, don't even f*cking bother!"
"6)if ya ginger!lol,jk"
If you're a ginger! Lol, jk.
"7)if u show off!"
If you show off!
" cool if ya on drugs.minginnnn!"
If you're on drugs. (Don't get this part)!
"9)if ya a perv!"
If you're a pervert!
"10)n lads dnt msg mi sayin u wana fook mi brains art cos i ant got non,lol."
And lads/ladies (what?), don't message me saying you want to f*ck my brains out, 'cause I ain't got none, lol.
"ANUVA TING,I CNT FKIN STAND PPL WHO PT PIKS UP JUS 4 PPL T TELL THEM HW GD LUKIN THEY R!"
Another thing, I can't f*cking stand people who put pictures up just for people to tell them how good-looking they are!
"LIKE THEY ND FKIN REMINDIN,IV COMMENTED ALOT OF PIKS,N AV I AD ANY THNKU,NO I ANT,WELL FK U STUK UP CUNTS!"
Like they need f*ing reminding, I've commented a lot of pictures, (don't get this) any thank you, no I ain't, well f*ck you, stuck-up c*nts!
"mi fave quote of only fools n horses ''RODNEY u giv my arse an headache''"
My favorite quote of Only Fools And Horses: 'Rodney, you give my arse a headache!'
"lol,xx n ppl---stop bein so fkin nasty t mi,writin t me"
Lol, kisses (?), and people--stop being so f*cking nasty to me, writing to me.
"''u dog or u r stuk up,n wt eva fkin bollox,lets get 1 thing straight!"
You dog (?) or you stuck up, and whatever f*cking bollox (?), let's get one thing straight!
"no i aint,u dunt no mi so fk off bk t ya sad lil life n msg sum1 else!!"
No I ain't, you don't no me, so f*ck of, because to your sad life and message someone else!
My brain hurts.
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