Ways to Annoy Darth Vader

[The Lady Anne Boleyn]

Isn't something missing?

Its very simple. Just list some ways to annoy the Dark Lord of the Sith and hope you won't die for it. XP I'll start out with a few.


-Tell him he does a crappy James Earl Jones imitation.

-When he gets angry tell him he's cute.

-Rally the stormtropers to do the macarena when he comes in to the room.

-Ask him to date you and when he says no tell every one your dating.

- Mimic his breathing.

-Dress up like him and tell him he's a fake.

Isn't someone missing me?

 

[Benjamin Todd Barker]

Point out that a crusty old man is stronger then him.  

[Benjamin Todd Barker]

When your washing his cape die it pink.
Sign him up for anger management.  

[x-kiri-kun-x]

While he's sleeping, paint his armor like this:
 

[Des Voh]

(Holy sith on a stick. eek rofl )  

[Delta Jan]

tell everyone that he's Micheal Jackson in disguise and loves to chase children around  

[ElladanKenet]

- Spraypaint his favorite Star Destroyer red

-Rename his favorite Star Destroyer "Padme Amidalla"  

[Black Baoz]

Buy him a Tuscan Raider Action Figure on Mother's day.
Sign him up on a sports team with Jar-Jar.
Throw his light saber under Jabba the Hut.
Remind him every other Sith lord before him got a part of their body chopped off...  

[ElladanKenet]

Play "Padme Amidala's Adventures in Flowerland," the videogame  

[Black Baoz]

Play the remake of "Padme Amidala's Adventure in Flowerland," with the hidden character Jar Jar Binks!  

[ElladanKenet]

Make a movie called "Who Framed Jar Jar Binks?" and don't include Vader in it  

[DeleteDeleteObsolete]

Tell him you love the sport of "Lava Surfing" on Mustafar. smile  

[Des Voh]

Claim your his father, then chop off his other hand.  

[ElladanKenet]

Inform him that he's only the 15th most powerful Sith Lord of all time, because he's a whiny b***h  

[Flaming Tsunami]

-Follow him around saying "You were the chosen one!"
-Constantly comment about how he couldn't beat Obi-Wan
-Pretend like you're on fire everytime he comes around.