Chacha.com

[Jonnnn]

Yep, Chacha.com is human search engine. It connects you with a paid human who searches s**t for people who can't use google.

You have to make an account to use the function, but it's fast.
Post your funny convos here.

Here was my last one under my alias "James Phillips":

Quote:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: Emma has connected to help you with your search on balls. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Emma: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello!
Emma: Hello, welcome to ChaCha! I will be helping you with your search.
You: I need to find my inert balls
Emma: Your inert balls right!
You: GO GO GO
Emma: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Thas
You: thanks**
Emma: You're Welcome!
Emma: Please take a look at this site while I find some more for you.
You: Inert, not insert O.o
Emma: Oh, sorry
You: That video doesnt make a bit of difference
Emma: Please take a look at this site while I find some more for you.
Emma: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I'm ooking
You: The balls, they are inert. I need to find them
You: I think I might have left them in my other pants pocket
Emma: Let me do some more searchin
You: thanks!
Emma: Well, go check your other pants to see if they are there.
Emma: Let me know if you find them.
You: Will you still be here?
Emma: Yeah!
You: Alright, let me go check
Emma: Thanks
You: Oh, I found them! It didnt make a bit of difference though
You: Thanks!
Emma: Why
You: They are still inert
Emma: You're Welcome!
You: Can you help with that?
Emma: Sorry
Emma: Thank you for searching with ChaCha!
You: wait
Emma: OK
You: My balls are STILL inert
You: how do I fix that?
Emma: Well, just reach down and pull them down. See if this will help.
You: Let me try
Emma: Sure
You: There we go! You've been a great help, thanks
Emma: You're welcomd
You: See you around then?
Emma: Please take a look at this site while I find some more for you.
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Emma ID: 17496
Status: Session ended

 

[16bit-Plumber]

lamo..wtf is wrong with you..and you paid to ******** around with her?
at first i thought it was an Instant message bot.  

[Shigeru the Hero]

Quote:

Emma: Well, just reach down and pull them down. See if this will help.

 

[Jonnnn]

16bit-Plumber

lamo..wtf is wrong with you..and you paid to ******** around with her?
at first i thought it was an Instant message bot.

I didnt pay anything. Free accounts are free blaugh


@ Shigeru - I was not sure how to respond to that, as you can see.  

[16bit-Plumber]

Jonnnn

16bit-Plumber

lamo..wtf is wrong with you..and you paid to ******** around with her?
at first i thought it was an Instant message bot.

I didnt pay anything. Free accounts are free blaugh


@ Shigeru - I was not sure how to respond to that, as you can see.

oh...i misunderstood when you said paid..ok i get it now  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

ninja sounds like fun. i've gotta try it out sometime.  

[16bit-Plumber]

yeah i went on it and told the person i was trying to find waldo..but i had to leave the pc so i ever got to finish the convo
his name was david  

[Kawaiikune]

...and these people are PAID to do this?... eek

Quote:

Emma: Well, just reach down and pull them down. See if this will help.

haha! xp  

[nitnit]

16bit-Plumber

yeah i went on it and told the person i was trying to find waldo..but i had to leave the pc so i ever got to finish the convo
his name was david

Chacaca.com trolling is a way of life. You cannot simply half a** it. This is why I never bothered.