Write a Biography About the Person Above You!

[Henneth Annun]

Here's the game! Write a short biography about the person above you! Make it as wild and crazy as you want, infact, it's encouraged! If someone already has a biography, you can either add on to the previous one or make a new one! Keep it PG-13 and remember to respect eachother. Be creative, and have fun!  

[screwed pixie]

Wraith_Lord was born to a middle class family living on the side of a mountain in Montana. It was a difficult birth as there was a guitar fused in the child's arms. Both mom and child nearly perished, but both survived. Growing up, Wraith_Lord would climb the mountain and ski down sitting on the guitar. On an August afternoon in 2004 a large bird grabbed Wraith and flew all the way to Idaho. Wraith lived with the family of birds in the huge nest in Idaho once the birds were convinced there was value in having a guitar player for those boring days when the birds had nothing to do. It was great not to have been used as bird food. Once the bird brought back a Volkswagen minibus painted with peace signs and bright colors. Wraith jumped into the bus and drove away from the nest thanking the birds for the education he was provided. The minibus ran out of gas in Las Vegas and Wraith sold the bus and purchased an Elvis costume and began performing nightly on the strip. Building quite a reputation as an Elvis impersonator Wraith toured the country and made a small fortune. His family was always on his mind so he hopped a train and traveled to Montana. President Bush heard about Wraith and there was an invitation to the White House. The invitation was refused as Wraith was a democrat. Wraith ended up being investigated by the FBI as a way the president would harass him for turning down the invitation to perform. Eventually Wraith struck gold in the lint that was found in his belly button. He was very rich and retired to Palm Springs.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

I'm not going to write a bio, but I will steal someone elses life and give it to screwed pixie!

Screwed Pixie was born on July 5, 1980, in Paris, France. She has a non-identical twin sister. Her father, named Sven Pixie, is a Swedish dentist who once appeared in the 1966 film Au hasard Balthazar (1966). Her mother, named Svetlana Pixie, is an Algerian-born (during the time Algeria was part of France) French actress who retired from acting and became a writer of children's books. Young Screwed Pixie left French school at 17. She switched to English in Ramsgate, Kent, and went to the American School in France for one year. She studied acting at Saint Paul Drama School in Paris for three years, then had a 10-week polishing course at the Weber Douglas Academy of dramatic Art in London. She also studied directing at the Tisch School of Arts at New York University.  

[Henneth Annun]

Spooky_sez was born in Seville, Spain on October 25, 1983 to her Greek father Agamemnon and her Finnish mother of whom nothing is known, except for the fact that her first name started with an "A" and she trained lions for the circus. Moments after Spooky was born, (her origional name though was Yavanna) a gigantic bat crashed through the hospital window and flew out again after screeeching 3 times. The broken glass fell in the pattern that an ancient prophecy foretold, but since no one knew Farsi, they could never know what it said. Spooky (Yavanna) led a fairly normal childhood until the age of 5, when she started to exhibit strange powers. She could communicate with the dead and bring messages back to the living, make objects hover eerily above people's car windshields, and summon tiny bugs and whispy white creatures that science has never dared to classify. These things earned young Yavanna the nickname of "Spooky", which she has gone by ever since.

Spooky had a normal education, becoming fluent in Spanish, English, Finnish, and even learning some German. Oneday while walking home from school, she was kidnapped by a hooded and masked man in black robes, who took her to a dark northern forest. He had brought her there to fulfill the ancient prophecy that she would slay the fire demon Xanfyre and save the world from destruction, chaos, and eternal damnation of humanity. Being a hardcore metal head and obsessed with all things apocolyptic, she thought that would be an amazing f****n awesome thing to see, so instead of killing Xanfyre with her ancient Viking broadsword she stole from her cousins in Uppsala, she killed the hooded man, who actually turned out to be Xanfyre. His ashes diffused into the air and made the average temperature of the earth rise by 3 degrees. Bored, she returned home to Seville on her giant skeletal bat.

As she got older, her tastes were refined to gothier ones, and she married a fellow goth who owned a chain of pizza restaraunts in The Netherlands.
They had five children, three boys and two girls. Three of the children are currently living in Norwich, one lives in Oslo, and the last decided to go and become a translator for the prince of the UAE. Spooky currently lives in Liverpool with her husband who has expanded his pizza restaraunts into a gigantic corporate pizza empire.  

[Beatngufan]

Wraith Lord was born in 1980 to a couple of hippies. When wraith lord was little he was given a guitar to play. After years and years of playing he finally became a rock star


short and sweet . . .  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

In 1947 explorers in the Amazon rainforest came across an egg which was later carbon-dated as over three thousand years old. Unsure of the egg's origin, it lay in a storage facility for sixty years until it was accidentally knocked over by the janitor. The egg cracked open and Beatngufan burst forth!  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

XWraith_LordX

Spooky_sez was born in Seville, Spain on October 25, 1983 to her Greek father Agamemnon and her Finnish mother of whom nothing is known, except for the fact that her first name started with an "A" and she trained lions for the circus. Moments after Spooky was born, (her origional name though was Yavanna) a gigantic bat crashed through the hospital window and flew out again after screeeching 3 times. The broken glass fell in the pattern that an ancient prophecy foretold, but since no one knew Farsi, they could never know what it said. Spooky (Yavanna) led a fairly normal childhood until the age of 5, when she started to exhibit strange powers. She could communicate with the dead and bring messages back to the living, make objects hover eerily above people's car windshields, and summon tiny bugs and whispy white creatures that science has never dared to classify. These things earned young Yavanna the nickname of "Spooky", which she has gone by ever since.

Spooky had a normal education, becoming fluent in Spanish, English, Finnish, and even learning some German. Oneday while walking home from school, she was kidnapped by a hooded and masked man in black robes, who took her to a dark northern forest. He had brought her there to fulfill the ancient prophecy that she would slay the fire demon Xanfyre and save the world from destruction, chaos, and eternal damnation of humanity. Being a hardcore metal head and obsessed with all things apocolyptic, she thought that would be an amazing f****n awesome thing to see, so instead of killing Xanfyre with her ancient Viking broadsword she stole from her cousins in Uppsala, she killed the hooded man, who actually turned out to be Xanfyre. His ashes diffused into the air and made the average temperature of the earth rise by 3 degrees. Bored, she returned home to Seville on her giant skeletal bat.

As she got older, her tastes were refined to gothier ones, and she married a fellow goth who owned a chain of pizza restaraunts in The Netherlands.
They had five children, three boys and two girls. Three of the children are currently living in Norwich, one lives in Oslo, and the last decided to go and become a translator for the prince of the UAE. Spooky currently lives in Liverpool with her husband who has expanded his pizza restaraunts into a gigantic corporate pizza empire.

That's awesome!!!!!  

[Rellik San]

Beatngufan

Wraith Lord was born in 1980 to a couple of hippies. When wraith lord was little he was given a guitar to play. After years and years of playing he finally became a rock star


short and sweet . . .

Beatngufan was born on the planet of Kladunx in the Osiris system of planets, sent down to earth as a last ditch attempt by her parents to save her from the super nova star that destroyed their solar system, she was found and raised by two wolves. Her super powers never manifested because of our suns energy, but she became feral and sharp, learning to survive off wits and instinct. Its said she founded the legendary city of Rock And Roll that Jefferson Starship sung about and her sugar was only ever poured on British rock stars, inspiring one of the greatest anthems of all time.... however the price for the golden ticket to fame as the drummers arm and the singers fashion sense. After many years, she grew bored of her feral and deviant lifestyle and retired to the internet where her body was converted to energy and now resides solely in the vast network of cyber space.  

[Henneth Annun]

The time and place of Rellik San's birth is not known, but it is speculated that he is one with the fabric of the universe and came into being sometime shortly after the BigBang, and that his existance accounts for the mysterious "dark matter" baffeling scientists from Germany to Japan, and for "the force" in Star Wars. All that is known is that he came into being as a fully consious being. After drifting about, twisting and contorting space, collapsing dimensions, creating black holes for fun, and anhialating matter with ani-matter, he finally became bored, since he had been pursing these activities for a few billion years. He chanelled some of his celestial self into a being of flesh on a praticular planet called "Earth" many many thousands of years ago. Having to never had surpress his powers before, his telikinetic abilities and cosmic manipulation were poorly disguised, and the inhabitants of Earth (known as "humans") "saw through his disguise" and declared him a god of the spiritual realm. Rellik, being amused, desided to go along with his new divinity, although the concept of a "god" was somewhat alien to him. Unknown to the humans, he controlled all the forces of nature on the small planet, so a polytheistic system was developed. Rellik was not very pleased, since this drew attention away from him, but to no consequence. Rellik first developed music, dance and drawing, which he told his loyal humans to perform for his enjoyment, but to save a little for themselves. To this day, those arts remain sacred to those who practice them and the artists remain exalted amongst the common folk.

One day, he bame bored with the geography of the planet and changed it up a bit, isolating those on the western hemisphere from those on the eastern one. Having lived for many thousands of years in his single form, he decided to go back to his origional all encompassing one. He destroyed the flesh form by creating a massive bonfire on top of an icy mountain, and throwing himself into it (dressed in a fine cloak and shiny armor made from the skin of a komodo dragon and mithril while riding a lion with his arms around two young virgins who were drinking mead and waving ostrich feather fans, and stroking his hair). After disposing with the form, he watched and waited while the new cultures of earth developed. Rellik had great fun watching history unfold, occasionally being the cause of massive volcanic eruptions, plagues, religious crusades, and superstitions and even a few minor religions.

One day Rellik became sad seeing so many people die thinking they were going to heaven/hell/some after life, when they were actually just going to wander around the interior of the planet as whispy little creatures, so he decided to take some of them up and place them in other dimensions with other realities. Some were excellent places to be, with many night clubs, concert venues, lakes and parks. Sadly, those who ended up in the 8th dimension were hastily taken into the service of the Supreme All-Knowing Overlord there *cough*me*cough* and were forced to work on building her numerous castles, dungeons, towers, fortresses, and areanas. Other were forced to serve in her imperial legions, where as other unlucky ones met terrible fates in the Punisher Realms. Rellik came to the 8th dimension and a lock was placed on it, so that no one could enter and be subjected to the horrors there or leave it again, save the Overlord herself. Later, in time, as terrible serial killers started to appear, he rented out the punisher realms as a temporary hell. [The official one is under construction and the completion date is around December 2400.]

Rellik decided to go back down to earth again and this time went through the entire cycle of humanity. The second he entered the womb, he forgot his indentity. Many years later, he remembered a little bit but thought that it was just his imagination, which was manifested in his hobbies and interests. Rellik led a mildly interesting life in his country of England, and developed a passion for heavy metal at an early age. Deciding to pursue a career, he decided to become a politician, but once he thought about it a little more, he decided that he was an honest person and could never really do the job justice. He then followed another path and became an illustrator and expert in computer software, and a demi-expert in computer harware and many things related to the allways expanding cyber world. Rellik became the arch-nemisis of many dark and terrible things on earth who will show themselves only after he reliquishes his earthly form, but he isn't worried. He silently prepares for the upcoming battle while sitting at an office desk in Liverpool, grinding his brains out for want of a job that actually requires using them. He deals with humanity and all of its frustrations and wonderfull things day by day, and occasionally contemplates removing his brain with an ice-cream scooper, because his current job doesn't seem to need it, which makes him feel really crappy. When this happens, he takes some time off to go to Belguim, Germany, or Spain and this extra time makes him feel better.