Jokes

[eumir_me]

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[flipman]

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[eumir_me]

once upon a time....George W. Bush always talks to the every person he sees passing by his way to the white house. then one day he passed by moses and said hello but moses did not reply and he continued his way to the white house. the next day he passed by moses again and said hell and moses did not reply again and bush continued his way to the white house. the next day he passed by moses and this time asked him "why don't you reply whenever i say hello?" then moses replied "the last time i talked with a bush, it took me years to finish the conversation".



source: my English teacher  

[X_V3RN1C_X]

Joke: why does a kid cant get in to a pirate movie??? its rated arrrr

source: I got that joke on spongebob  

[eumir_me]

why did a kid bring a ladder to school?
he wanted to go to high school